Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| Translates percentages into fractions | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "I used to think that, too." | Steps out for a phone call | "Sorry, I was multitasking." |
| "You might be right" | "At the end of the day..." | Draws a Venn diagram | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "Will this scale?" |
| Asks the presenter to go back a slide | Paces around the room | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "I can see why you might think that." | Encourages people to "take a step back" |
| "Let's just get to the bottom line." | "How can we productize this? | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | Nods while pretending to take notes |
| "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "I think what X is trying to say is..." | "I don't need the details." | "Well, thease are the facts." |