Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "I used to think that, too." | Paces around the room | "I think what X is trying to say is..." | Steps out for a phone call | Asks the presenter to go back a slide |
| "I can see why you might think that." | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "Let's put a stake in the ground" |
| "Well, thease are the facts." | "Let's just get to the bottom line." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "At the end of the day..." | "Sorry, I was multitasking." |
| Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | Draws a Venn diagram | "You might be right" |
| "How can we productize this? | Translates percentages into fractions | "Will this scale?" | Nods while pretending to take notes | "I don't need the details." |