Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "I don't need the details." | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | Nods while pretending to take notes | Steps out for a phone call | Translates percentages into fractions |
| "Well, thease are the facts." | "I can see why you might think that." | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "Will this scale?" | "How can we productize this? |
| "You might be right" | "Sorry, I was multitasking." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. |
| "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | "Let's just get to the bottom line." | Draws a Venn diagram |
| Asks the presenter to go back a slide | Paces around the room | "At the end of the day..." | "I used to think that, too." | "We need to wrap our heads around this." |