Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| Steps out for a phone call | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. |
| Translates percentages into fractions | Draws a Venn diagram | "You might be right" | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. |
| "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "I don't need the details." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "At the end of the day..." | Nods while pretending to take notes |
| "How can we productize this? | "I used to think that, too." | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "I can see why you might think that." | "Well, thease are the facts." |
| Asks the presenter to go back a slide | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Paces around the room | "I think what X is trying to say is..." | "Will this scale?" |