Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| Translates percentages into fractions | Draws a Venn diagram | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "I used to think that, too." | "Let's just get to the bottom line." |
| "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "I don't need the details." | "I can see why you might think that." | "You might be right" |
| "How can we productize this? | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" |
| "I think what X is trying to say is..." | "At the end of the day..." | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | Steps out for a phone call | "Sorry, I was multitasking." |
| "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | Nods while pretending to take notes | "Will this scale?" | "Well, thease are the facts." |