Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "At the end of the day..." | "Will this scale?" | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | "How can we productize this? | Draws a Venn diagram |
| "You might be right" | "I used to think that, too." | Steps out for a phone call | "Let's just get to the bottom line." | "I think what X is trying to say is..." |
| Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "I don't need the details." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | Translates percentages into fractions |
| "Well, thease are the facts." | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | Nods while pretending to take notes |
| Paces around the room | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | Encourages people to "take a step back" | "Sorry, I was multitasking." | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly |