Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
|"I'm a bit of a visionary"||"How can we productize this?||"Sorry, I was multitasking."||Paces around the room||"I can see why you might think that."|
|Steps out for a phone call||Translates percentages into fractions||"I don't need the details."||Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly||"You did a great job on that, X."|
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
|"Will this scale?"||Draws a Venn diagram||PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO|
|"You might be right"||"At the end of the day..."|
|"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"||"Let's put a stake in the ground"||"Well, thease are the facts."||"I used to think that, too."||Encourages people to "take a step back"|
|Asks the presenter to go back a slide||"Please get back to us on this"|
Making someone else do the work and report back.
|"What are the 'next steps'?"||"Let's just get to the bottom line."||Nods while pretending to take notes|