People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo!

Spot the tricks people use to attempt to look smart in meetings.

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Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

"Let's put a stake in the ground""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Asks the presenter to go back a slide"Well, thease are the facts.""We need to wrap our heads around this."
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlyTranslates percentages into fractions"Will this scale?""At the end of the day...""I think what X is trying to say is..."
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
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"I'm a bit of a visionary""You might be right"
Paces around the room"Sorry, I was multitasking."Encourages people to "take a step back""Let's just get to the bottom line.""I can see why you might think that."
"I used to think that, too.""I don't need the details."Steps out for a phone call"How can we productize this?"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
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