Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| Translates percentages into fractions | "I think what X is trying to say is..." | "At the end of the day..." | "How can we productize this? | Steps out for a phone call |
| "You might be right" | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly |
| "What are the 'next steps'?" | "Well, thease are the facts." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "Let's just get to the bottom line." | "Will this scale?" |
| "I don't need the details." | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | Paces around the room | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "Sorry, I was multitasking." |
| "I can see why you might think that." | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | Draws a Venn diagram | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "I used to think that, too." |