People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo!

Spot the tricks people use to attempt to look smart in meetings.

How to play:

Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

"Will this scale?""I don't need the details.""Sorry, I was multitasking.""You might be right""Well, thease are the facts."
"I used to think that, too.""At the end of the day..."Encourages people to "take a step back""I can see why you might think that.""Let's put a stake in the ground"
"I'm a bit of a visionary""How can we productize this?PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Translates percentages into fractions
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlySteps out for a phone callNods while pretending to take notesPaces around the room"We need to wrap our heads around this."
Draws a Venn diagram"I think what X is trying to say is...""Let's just get to the bottom line."Asks the presenter to go back a slide"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.

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