Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "Sorry, I was multitasking." | "Will this scale?" | "Well, thease are the facts." | "I used to think that, too." | "I'm a bit of a visionary" |
| Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | "I don't need the details." | "You might be right" | Draws a Venn diagram | "I think what X is trying to say is..." |
| "Let's just get to the bottom line." | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "What are the 'next steps'?" | Nods while pretending to take notes |
| "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | Steps out for a phone call | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "Let's put a stake in the ground" |
| "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Translates percentages into fractions | "How can we productize this? | "I can see why you might think that." |