Paces around the roomDraws a Venn diagram"Sorry, I was multitasking.""What are the 'next steps'?""How can we productize this?
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Nods while pretending to take notes"I can see why you might think that."Asks the presenter to go back a slide"I think what X is trying to say is..."
"Let's just get to the bottom line.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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Encourages people to "take a step back""I don't need the details."
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Will this scale?""We need to wrap our heads around this.""Well, thease are the facts."
"You might be right""I used to think that, too.""I'm a bit of a visionary""At the end of the day..."Translates percentages into fractions

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