Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| You must be a very sad person. | You must have had a horrible childhood. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You're just selfish. |
| What if your parents thought the same way? | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You'll regret it when you're older. | But you're so smart! |
| You're just bitter and hateful. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | BABY BINGO (free square) | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You were a child once! |
| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | It's different when they're your own! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | It's all worth it in the end. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |