Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| You must be a very sad person. | But you'd make such a good parent! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. |
| It's unnatural not to want to have children. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | But you're so smart! | Your child could cure cancer! | You're just bitter and hateful. |
| Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | BABY BINGO (free square) | Who will take care of you when you're old? | Just wait until you have kids of your own. |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | You'll regret it when you're older. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You'll change your mind once you have one. |
| I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | It's different when they're your own! | You're just selfish. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You were a child once! |