Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| But you're so smart! | What if your parents thought the same way? | You're just bitter and hateful. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You must have had a horrible childhood. |
| You childhater! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | It's all worth it in the end. | You'll change your mind once you have one. |
| It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | BABY BINGO (free square) | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | How can you live with yourself? |
| Your child could cure cancer! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | It's different when they're your own! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. |
| You'll regret it when you're older. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | Children are our future! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | Who will take care of you when you're old? |