Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| You must be a very sad person. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | Children are our future! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| You're just selfish. | You'll regret it when you're older. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | You were a child once! | Who will take care of you when you're old? |
| Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | BABY BINGO (free square) | You must have had a horrible childhood. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! |
| But you're so smart! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | It's all worth it in the end. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | It's different when they're your own! |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | Your child could cure cancer! | You're just bitter and hateful. | How can you live with yourself? | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. |