Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| But you'd make such a good parent! | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | You're just bitter and hateful. | You'll regret it when you're older. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. |
| Who will take care of you when you're old? | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | But you're so smart! | Your child could cure cancer! | It's all worth it in the end. |
| What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | BABY BINGO (free square) | You're just selfish. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. |
| What if your parents thought the same way? | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | It's different when they're your own! | You childhater! | You were a child once! |
| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | Children are our future! |