Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.It's unnatural not to want to have children.Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!My kids are the most important thing in my life!You'll change your mind once you have one.
Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You don't know what love is until you have a child.It's all worth it in the end.Your child could cure cancer!But you'd make such a good parent!
You're just bitter and hateful.You were a child once!BABY BINGO
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You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.
Who will take care of you when you're old?The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.You're just selfish.You childhater!Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen
How can you live with yourself?I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.It's not a real family if you don't have children.You must have had a horrible childhood.Just wait until you have kids of your own.

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