Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

It's different when they're your own!It's not a real family if you don't have children.You must have had a horrible childhood.You childhater!You must be a very sad person.
Children are our future!I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.How can you live with yourself?Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!
You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!It's unnatural not to want to have children.BABY BINGO
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You'll regret it when you're older.You'll change your mind once you have one.
It's all worth it in the end.Being a parent is the most important job in the world!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenSomeday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.
Just wait until you have kids of your own.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You were a child once!Who will take care of you when you're old?

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