Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

You must have had a horrible childhood.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.You're just bitter and hateful.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!It's not a real family if you don't have children.
Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!It's all worth it in the end.Just wait until you have kids of your own.Children are our future!Being a parent is the most important job in the world!
You're just selfish.Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!BABY BINGO
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But you'd make such a good parent!You must be a very sad person.
What do your parents think about no grandkids?I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.You were a child once!You'll regret it when you're older.
I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenIt's different when they're your own!It's unnatural not to want to have children.You childhater!

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