| Just wait until you have kids of your own. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. |
| But you're so smart! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | It's different when they're your own! | You childhater! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! |
| You're just bitter and hateful. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | BABY BINGO (free square) | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | It's unnatural not to want to have children. |
| The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You'll regret it when you're older. | You must have had a horrible childhood. | You're just selfish. |
| Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | It's all worth it in the end. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | What if your parents thought the same way? | But you'd make such a good parent! |