| You're just bitter and hateful. | You're just selfish. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You must have had a horrible childhood. |
| You childhater! | Children are our future! | What if your parents thought the same way? | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | But you'd make such a good parent! |
| You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | BABY BINGO (free square) | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | What do your parents think about no grandkids? |
| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | How can you live with yourself? | It's different when they're your own! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | But you're so smart! |
| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You must be a very sad person. | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | You'll regret it when you're older. |