| You must be a very sad person. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You'll change your mind once you have one. | Children are our future! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |
| You're just selfish. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | But you'd make such a good parent! | How can you live with yourself? | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. |
| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | BABY BINGO (free square) | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| But you're so smart! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You were a child once! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | What if your parents thought the same way? |
| You childhater! | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | It's all worth it in the end. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You must have had a horrible childhood. |