| You're just bitter and hateful. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | But you're so smart! | Children are our future! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. |
| How can you live with yourself? | You must be a very sad person. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | You were a child once! |
| Just wait until you have kids of your own. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | BABY BINGO (free square) | It's different when they're your own! | Your child could cure cancer! |
| You're just selfish. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You childhater! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | But you'd make such a good parent! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | It's all worth it in the end. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |