| You must have had a horrible childhood. | You were a child once! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | You must be a very sad person. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. |
| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | Children are our future! | But you're so smart! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | My kids are the most important thing in my life! |
| The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | BABY BINGO (free square) | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | You'll regret it when you're older. |
| You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. |
| You're just selfish. | But you'd make such a good parent! | How can you live with yourself? | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | What if your parents thought the same way? |