| You childhater! | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | But you're so smart! | What if your parents thought the same way? | Your child could cure cancer! |
| It's not a real family if you don't have children. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You'll regret it when you're older. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| It's different when they're your own! | You must have had a horrible childhood. | BABY BINGO (free square) | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |
| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | How can you live with yourself? | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. |
| You must be a very sad person. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You were a child once! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. |