| But you'd make such a good parent! | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | You're just bitter and hateful. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Your child could cure cancer! |
| You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You must have had a horrible childhood. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | But you're so smart! | What if your parents thought the same way? |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | BABY BINGO (free square) | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | It's different when they're your own! |
| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | You're just selfish. | You must be a very sad person. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| Who will take care of you when you're old? | How can you live with yourself? | You childhater! | It's all worth it in the end. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? |