Before each meeting or conference call, visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Check off each block when you hear these words during the meeting or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | How can you live with yourself? | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | You're just selfish. |
| But you're so smart! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | But you'd make such a good parent! | It's different when they're your own! |
| You'll regret it when you're older. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | BABY BINGO (free square) | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You'll change your mind once you have one. |
| Children are our future! | Your child could cure cancer! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | What if your parents thought the same way? |
| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | You childhater! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! |