Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| You childhater! | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | Your child could cure cancer! |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You'll regret it when you're older. | It's all worth it in the end. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. |
| What if your parents thought the same way? | Children are our future! | BABY BINGO (free square) | It's different when they're your own! | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. |
| Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | But you're so smart! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | But you'd make such a good parent! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| You don't know what love is until you have a child. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You must be a very sad person. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! |