Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Just wait until you have kids of your own.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!It's different when they're your own!
But you'd make such a good parent!You don't know what love is until you have a child.Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenBut you're so smart!You childhater!
You're just selfish.Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.BABY BINGO
(free square)
Being a parent is the most important job in the world!I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.
You'll change your mind once you have one.It's unnatural not to want to have children.It's not a real family if you don't have children.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.
How can you live with yourself?Children are our future!You must have had a horrible childhood.You were a child once!Your child could cure cancer!

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