| Should Work | Can't Replicate | VPN | Change Control | Pattern |
| Deploy | Regression Testing | Loosely Coupled | AJAX | Readable |
| Apache | Migration | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Think Outside the Box | Non-Trivial |
| PHP | Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) | Emacs | Low-Hanging Fruit | Refactor |
| Performance | Middleware | Uptime | Unit Test | Architect |
| Readable | Merge Conflicts | PHP | Scalable | Component |
| Architect | Regression Testing | Redundant | Out of the box | Workflow |
| Refactor | Loosely Coupled | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | The Sandbox Is Down | Uptime |
| Lots Of Effort | Off-line | Should Work | Agile | AJAX |
| Deploy | Fault Tolerant | Integration / Integrated | One Liner | Migration |