| Legacy | Very Complex | Cross-platform | Iteration | Readable |
| Credentials | Enterprise | Extensible Architecture | Regression Testing | Network |
| Secure / In-Secure | Integration / Integrated | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | One Liner | Loosely Coupled |
| Lots Of Effort | Pattern | Sane | Blocked By Someone Else | Fault Tolerant |
| Backend | Backwards Compatible | Requirements | PHP | Apache |
| Uptime | One Liner | Refactor | Workflow | Migration |
| Architect | Turnkey | Backend | About An Hour Of Work | The Sandbox Is Down |
| Lots Of Effort | Enterprise | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Out of the box | Redundant |
| Orthogonal | Network | Automated | Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) | Pluggable Architecture |
| Can't Replicate | Should Work | Readable | Deploy | Fault Tolerant |