| Should Work | Mission Critical | Reverse Engineer | PHP | Non-Trivial |
| VPN | Trivial | Out of the box | Middleware | Pattern |
| Enterprise | Very Complex | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Merge Conflicts | Pluggable Architecture |
| Readable | Regression Testing | Can't Replicate | The Sandbox Is Down | Loosely Coupled |
| Iteration | Turnkey | About An Hour Of Work | Knowledge Base | Think Outside the Box |
| Apache | Technical Debt | Pluggable Architecture | Performance | Agile |
| Unit Test | Fault Tolerant | Emacs | Architect | Knowledge Base |
| ETA | One Liner | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Uptime | Open Source |
| Orthogonal | Readable | Flexible | Trivial | Prioritise |
| Extensible Architecture | Non-Trivial | Modular | Project | Deploy |