| Out of the box | Sane | Middleware | Very Complex | Pattern |
| Deploy | AJAX | Emacs | Fault Tolerant | Open Source |
| Orthogonal | Backwards Compatible | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Migration | Iteration |
| Trivial | PHP | Agile | Requirements | vi |
| About An Hour Of Work | Out source | Workflow | Think Outside the Box | Secure / In-Secure |
| Middleware | Mission Critical | Reuse / Reusability | Unit Test | Cross-platform |
| Blocked By Someone Else | Loosely Coupled | Secure / In-Secure | Project | Workflow |
| Migration | Non-Trivial | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Bandwidth | Trivial |
| ETA | Network | Legacy | One Liner | Backwards Compatible |
| Extensible Architecture | Take Away | Can't Replicate | Readable | Modular |