| The Sandbox Is Down | Out of pocket | VPN | Reuse / Reusability | Cross-platform |
| Enterprise | PHP | Can't Replicate | Loosely Coupled | About An Hour Of Work |
| Very Complex | Refactor | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Middleware | Modular |
| Architect | Deploy | Iteration | Trivial | Configurable |
| Uptime | Secure / In-Secure | Workflow | Technical Debt | Performance |
| Network | Can't Replicate | Out of the box | Non-Trivial | Extensible Architecture |
| Apache | About An Hour Of Work | Mission Critical | Component | Refactor |
| Modular | Take Away | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Enterprise | Workflow |
| Technical Debt | Pattern | Orthogonal | Pluggable Architecture | Sane |
| Middleware | Out of pocket | Very Complex | Lots Of Effort | Backwards Compatible |