| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Red Filter | Sudden Betrayal | Useless Blinking Lights | Flirtatious Rogue |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Long-Winded Exposition | Wise Old Mentor | Wilhelm Scream |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Female Shows Her Midriff | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Deus Ex-Machina | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | British People From Space | Dramatic Slow Motion | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Subtle Racism |
| Green Women | Evil Corporate Entity | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Someone In An Access Hatch | Chess-Inspired Game |