| Long-Winded Exposition | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Escape Pod | Lens Flare | Red Filter |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Crash Landing | Sudden Betrayal | Cannon Fodder |
| Jesus Allegory | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Naive Trainee | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Female Shows Her Midriff | Dramatic Slow Motion | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Hero Gets Maimed |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Superhero Landing! | Annoying Sidekick | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |