| Escape Pod | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Subtle Racism | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Villain Has Magic Powers | Useless Blinking Lights | Deus Ex-Machina | Wilhelm Scream | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Chess-Inspired Game | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Female Shows Her Midriff | British People From Space |
| Suspended Animation | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Cannon Fodder | Clones | Jet-pack |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Laser Battle | Teleporter Failure | Long-Winded Exposition | Unobtanium |