| Techno-Babble | Annoying Sidekick | Mentor Gets Killed | Jesus Allegory | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Unobtanium | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Space Fascists | Heroic Motivational Speech | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Laser Battle | Chess-Inspired Game | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Lens Flare |
| Sudden Betrayal | Time Travel | Teleporter Failure | Hero Gets Maimed | Subtle Racism |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Corrupt Police | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |