| Phasers Set To Stun | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Wise Old Mentor | Lens Flare |
| Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Earth Pop Culture Reference |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Suspended Animation | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Chess-Inspired Game | Cutting Random Wires |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Space Fascists | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Cannon Fodder |
| Techno-Babble | Sudden Betrayal | Crappy CGI | "We Have To Save Them!" | Hero With A Tortured Back Story |