| Lens Flare | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Hologram | Heroic Motivational Speech | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Female Shows Her Midriff | Jesus Allegory | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |
| "Explain It In English!" | Wilhelm Scream | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sound Travels In Space | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Crappy CGI | Suspended Animation | Subtle Racism | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Superhero Landing! | Deus Ex-Machina | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Incompetent Henchmen |