| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Techno-Babble | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Female Shows Her Midriff | Wilhelm Scream |
| Sound Travels In Space | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Useless Blinking Lights | Dramatic Slow Motion | Cannon Fodder |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Long-Winded Exposition | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Cutting Random Wires | Crappy CGI | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Jesus Allegory |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Escape Pod | Mentor Gets Killed | Suspended Animation | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |