| Subtle Racism | Corrupt Police | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Lens Flare | Unobtanium |
| Cannon Fodder | Useless Blinking Lights | Red Filter | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Jet-pack | Evil Corporate Entity | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Escape Pod | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Clones | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Techno-Babble |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Jesus Allegory | Space Fascists | Heroic Motivational Speech | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |