| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Unobtanium | Corrupt Police | Wilhelm Scream | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Female Shows Her Midriff | Deus Ex-Machina | Evil Corporate Entity | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Escape Pod | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Jesus Allegory |
| Space Fascists | Cutting Random Wires | Mentor Gets Killed | "Explain It In English!" | Crash Landing |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Cannon Fodder | Jet-pack | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Green Women |