| Incompetent Henchmen | British People From Space | Phasers Set To Stun | Crappy CGI | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Annoying Sidekick | Personal Vendetta | Laser Battle | Useless Blinking Lights | Lens Flare |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Jesus Allegory | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Sudden Betrayal |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Red Filter | "We Have To Save Them!" | Cannon Fodder | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels |
| Naive Trainee | Cutting Random Wires | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Escape Pod |