| Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Flirtatious Rogue | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Naive Trainee | Hologram |
| Suspended Animation | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Long-Winded Exposition | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| Cannon Fodder | Laser Battle | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Techno-Babble | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Unobtanium | Teleporter Failure | "Explain It In English!" | Villain Has Magic Powers | Lens Flare |