| Cutting Random Wires | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Naive Trainee | Hologram | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Annoying Sidekick | Red Filter | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Space Fascists | Escape Pod |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Mentor Gets Killed | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Someone In An Access Hatch | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Crash Landing | "Explain It In English!" | Suspended Animation |
| Subtle Racism | Green Women | Jesus Allegory | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Laser Battle |