| Wilhelm Scream | Crappy CGI | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Incompetent Henchmen | Unobtanium |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | British People From Space | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Space Fascists |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Tattooed Bad Ass | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Blue Filter | Corrupt Police |
| Cannon Fodder | Techno-Babble | Red Filter | Superhero Landing! | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Escape Pod | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |