| Subtle Racism | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Phasers Set To Stun | Clones |
| Exotic Wildlife | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Someone In An Access Hatch | Cutting Random Wires | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Long-Winded Exposition | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Green Women |
| Wilhelm Scream | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Teleporter Failure | Unobtanium | Hologram |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Wise Old Mentor | Red Filter | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |