| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Sound Travels In Space | Corrupt Police | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Cutting Random Wires |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Space Fascists | "We Have To Save Them!" | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Personal Vendetta | Escape Pod | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Annoying Sidekick | Blue Filter |
| Hologram | Tattooed Bad Ass | British People From Space | "Explain It In English!" | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Incompetent Henchmen | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Sudden Betrayal |