| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Hero Gets Maimed | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Villain Has Magic Powers | Tattooed Bad Ass | Personal Vendetta | Flirtatious Rogue |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Lens Flare | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Jet-pack | Useless Blinking Lights |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Someone In An Access Hatch | Crash Landing | Techno-Babble |
| Mentor Gets Killed | Suspended Animation | Deus Ex-Machina | Crappy CGI | Wise Old Mentor |