| Space Fascists | Long-Winded Exposition | Chess-Inspired Game | Phasers Set To Stun | Cutting Random Wires |
| Hologram | Incompetent Henchmen | "We Have To Save Them!" | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Suspended Animation | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Red Filter | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Personal Vendetta | Escape Pod |
| Female Shows Her Midriff | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Heroic Motivational Speech |