| Wise Old Mentor | Dramatic Slow Motion | Green Women | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Corrupt Police | Exotic Wildlife | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Sound Travels In Space | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Crash Landing | Long-Winded Exposition | Chess-Inspired Game | Escape Pod | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels |
| Personal Vendetta | Blue Filter | Teleporter Failure | Useless Blinking Lights | Space Fascists |