| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Female Shows Her Midriff | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Naive Trainee |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | "Explain It In English!" | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Wilhelm Scream | Deus Ex-Machina |
| Sudden Betrayal | Mad Scientist On A Mission | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Unobtanium |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Cutting Random Wires | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Subtle Racism |
| Space Fascists | Teleporter Failure | Corrupt Police | Jet-pack | Evil Corporate Entity |