| Sound Travels In Space | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | "Explain It In English!" | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Crash Landing | Time Travel | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Incompetent Henchmen | Cannon Fodder |
| Clones | Chess-Inspired Game | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Space Fascists |
| Naive Trainee | Villain Has Magic Powers | "We Have To Save Them!" | Heroic Motivational Speech | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Lens Flare | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Long-Winded Exposition | Crappy CGI | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |