| Crash Landing | Flirtatious Rogue | British People From Space | Time Travel | Hero With A Tortured Back Story |
| Techno-Babble | Phasers Set To Stun | Dramatic Slow Motion | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Teleporter Failure |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Exotic Wildlife | Annoying Sidekick | Crappy CGI | Female Shows Her Midriff | Parallel Worlds or Timelines |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Sudden Betrayal | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |