| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Flirtatious Rogue | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Jesus Allegory | Lens Flare |
| Red Filter | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Exotic Wildlife | Crappy CGI | British People From Space |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Time Travel | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Crash Landing |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Escape Pod | Suspended Animation | Deus Ex-Machina |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | "We Have To Save Them!" | "Explain It In English!" | Hologram | Female Shows Her Midriff |