| Long-Winded Exposition | British People From Space | Space Fascists | Flirtatious Rogue | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Laser Battle | Annoying Sidekick | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Green Women | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Wise Old Mentor | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Evil Corporate Entity | Suspended Animation | Someone In An Access Hatch | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |