| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Hero Gets Maimed | Sudden Betrayal | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Jet-pack | Planet With A Single Climate | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Jesus Allegory |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | "Explain It In English!" | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Subtle Racism | Female Shows Her Midriff | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Phasers Set To Stun | Incompetent Henchmen |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Long-Winded Exposition | Red Filter | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Techno-Babble |