| Wilhelm Scream | Laser Battle | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | British People From Space | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| Crappy CGI | Dramatic Slow Motion | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Evil Corporate Entity | Cannon Fodder |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Teleporter Failure | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Hero Gets Maimed | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Jet-pack | Sudden Betrayal | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Wise Old Mentor |
| Techno-Babble | Villain Has Magic Powers | "Explain It In English!" | Long-Winded Exposition | Tattooed Bad Ass |