| Sound Travels In Space | Earth Pop Culture Reference | "Explain It In English!" | Exotic Wildlife | Lens Flare |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Blue Filter | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Planet With A Single Climate |
| Cannon Fodder | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Crappy CGI | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Mad Scientist On A Mission | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Techno-Babble | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Naive Trainee | Someone In An Access Hatch | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |