| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Wilhelm Scream | Long-Winded Exposition | Laser Battle |
| Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Heroic Motivational Speech | Blue Filter | Suspended Animation |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Crappy CGI | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Dramatic Slow Motion | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Tattooed Bad Ass | Corrupt Police | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |