| Mad Scientist On A Mission | Green Women | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Exotic Wildlife | Parallel Worlds or Timelines |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Useless Blinking Lights | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Crash Landing | Suspended Animation |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | "Explain It In English!" | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Crappy CGI |
| Wilhelm Scream | Teleporter Failure | British People From Space | Hero Gets Maimed | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Personal Vendetta | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Subtle Racism | Unobtanium |