| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Corrupt Police | "We Have To Save Them!" | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Phasers Set To Stun | Annoying Sidekick | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | "Explain It In English!" |
| Green Women | Alien With Ridiculous Name | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Jesus Allegory | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Female Shows Her Midriff | Heroic Motivational Speech | Someone In An Access Hatch | Crash Landing |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Wise Old Mentor |