| Exotic Wildlife | "Explain It In English!" | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Time Travel | Teleporter Failure |
| Subtle Racism | Jesus Allegory | Laser Battle | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Crappy CGI |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Naive Trainee | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Deus Ex-Machina | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Planet With A Single Climate | Personal Vendetta | Villain Has Magic Powers | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Space Fascists | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |