| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Cutting Random Wires | Laser Battle | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Phasers Set To Stun |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Hologram | Unobtanium | Superhero Landing! | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Exotic Wildlife | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Escape Pod | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Naive Trainee | British People From Space | Heroic Motivational Speech | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Annoying Sidekick |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Crappy CGI | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Deus Ex-Machina | Incompetent Henchmen |