| "We Have To Save Them!" | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Laser Battle | Teleporter Failure | Naive Trainee |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Crappy CGI | Wise Old Mentor | Long-Winded Exposition | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Exotic Wildlife | Evil Corporate Entity | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | "Explain It In English!" | Space Fascists | Hero With A Tortured Back Story |
| Green Women | Sudden Betrayal | Time Travel | Crash Landing | Hoverbots Of Public Safety |