| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Hologram | Red Filter | Mentor Gets Killed | Suspended Animation |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Teleporter Failure | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Crappy CGI | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Blue Filter | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Personal Vendetta | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Green Women | "Explain It In English!" | Cutting Random Wires | Cannon Fodder |