| Chess-Inspired Game | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Red Filter | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Escape Pod |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Clones | Teleporter Failure | Jesus Allegory | "Explain It In English!" |
| Techno-Babble | Annoying Sidekick | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Long-Winded Exposition | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Phasers Set To Stun | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Cutting Random Wires | Wilhelm Scream | Lens Flare | Cannon Fodder |