| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Unobtanium | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Mentor Gets Killed |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Heroic Motivational Speech | Useless Blinking Lights | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | British People From Space | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Cannon Fodder | Phasers Set To Stun | Long-Winded Exposition | Chess-Inspired Game | "We Have To Save Them!" |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Crappy CGI | Flirtatious Rogue | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Hologram |