| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Laser Battle | Exotic Wildlife | "Explain It In English!" | Annoying Sidekick |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Evil Corporate Entity | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Cannon Fodder | Red Filter |
| Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Subtle Racism | Teleporter Failure |
| Escape Pod | Wise Old Mentor | British People From Space | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |