| Personal Vendetta | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Sudden Betrayal | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Red Filter |
| Crappy CGI | Green Women | Cutting Random Wires | "Explain It In English!" | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Techno-Babble |
| Jesus Allegory | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Crash Landing |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Wilhelm Scream | Subtle Racism |