| Hologram | Evil Corporate Entity | Techno-Babble | British People From Space | Hero Gets Maimed |
| Female Shows Her Midriff | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Dramatic Slow Motion | Long-Winded Exposition |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Planet With A Single Climate | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Subtle Racism | Superhero Landing! |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | "Explain It In English!" | Mentor Gets Killed | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Wise Old Mentor |
| Annoying Sidekick | Crappy CGI | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |