| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | British People From Space | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Lens Flare | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Escape Pod | Long-Winded Exposition | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Someone In An Access Hatch | Hologram |
| Jesus Allegory | Phasers Set To Stun | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Techno-Babble | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |
| Teleporter Failure | Red Filter | Exotic Wildlife | Corrupt Police | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Cannon Fodder | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Crappy CGI |