| Green Women | Teleporter Failure | Tattooed Bad Ass | Personal Vendetta | Planet With A Single Climate |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Flirtatious Rogue | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | "Explain It In English!" | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Incompetent Henchmen | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Red Filter | Someone In An Access Hatch | Wise Old Mentor | Cannon Fodder | Hero Gets Maimed |
| Techno-Babble | "We Have To Save Them!" | Jesus Allegory | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Alien With Ridiculous Name |