| Green Women | Unobtanium | Crappy CGI | Someone In An Access Hatch | Lens Flare |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Superhero Landing! | Tattooed Bad Ass | Useless Blinking Lights | Jesus Allegory |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Hero Gets Maimed | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Crash Landing | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Clones | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| British People From Space | Female Shows Her Midriff | Teleporter Failure | Techno-Babble | Cutting Random Wires |