| Tattooed Bad Ass | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Annoying Sidekick | Jet-pack | Laser Battle |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Sound Travels In Space | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Dramatic Slow Motion | Cutting Random Wires |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Clones | Space Fascists | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Hologram |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Green Women | Exotic Wildlife |