| Useless Blinking Lights | Jesus Allegory | Chess-Inspired Game | Laser Battle | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Subtle Racism | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Hologram | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Phasers Set To Stun | Wilhelm Scream |
| Suspended Animation | Cannon Fodder | Techno-Babble | Blue Filter | Jet-pack |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Red Filter | Heroic Motivational Speech | Deus Ex-Machina | Wise Old Mentor |