| Teleporter Failure | Long-Winded Exposition | Heroic Motivational Speech | Green Women | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Clones | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Wise Old Mentor | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Annoying Sidekick | Space Fascists |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Deus Ex-Machina | Jesus Allegory | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Cannon Fodder |
| Blue Filter | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Chess-Inspired Game |