| Chess-Inspired Game | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Jesus Allegory | Clones | Cannon Fodder |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Naive Trainee | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | "Explain It In English!" |
| Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Exotic Wildlife | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Long-Winded Exposition | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Personal Vendetta | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Sound Travels In Space | Green Women |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Teleporter Failure | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Incompetent Henchmen | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |