| Escape Pod | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Useless Blinking Lights | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| British People From Space | Unobtanium | Long-Winded Exposition | Heroic Motivational Speech | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Sound Travels In Space | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Deus Ex-Machina |
| Personal Vendetta | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Subtle Racism | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Annoying Sidekick | Exotic Wildlife | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Cannon Fodder | Naive Trainee |