| Corrupt Police | Red Filter | Useless Blinking Lights | Villain Has Magic Powers | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Teleporter Failure | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Space Fascists | Cannon Fodder | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Superhero Landing! | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Escape Pod | Wise Old Mentor |
| Lens Flare | Jesus Allegory | Wilhelm Scream | Naive Trainee | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Annoying Sidekick | Mentor Gets Killed | Subtle Racism | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | "Explain It In English!" |