| Suspended Animation | Crash Landing | Mentor Gets Killed | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Techno-Babble | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Cutting Random Wires | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Blue Filter | Alien With Ridiculous Name | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Crappy CGI | Evil Corporate Entity |
| Teleporter Failure | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Cannon Fodder | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Mad Scientist On A Mission |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Wilhelm Scream | Deus Ex-Machina | Earth Pop Culture Reference |