| Blue Filter | Laser Battle | Techno-Babble | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Green Women |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Mentor Gets Killed | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | "We Have To Save Them!" |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Teleporter Failure | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Tattooed Bad Ass | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Someone In An Access Hatch | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Superhero Landing! |
| Lens Flare | Flirtatious Rogue | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Sudden Betrayal | Hero With A Tortured Back Story |