| Green Women | Long-Winded Exposition | Crappy CGI | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |
| Teleporter Failure | Someone In An Access Hatch | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Personal Vendetta |
| Mentor Gets Killed | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Mad Scientist On A Mission | Dramatic Slow Motion | Techno-Babble | Unobtanium | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |
| Wise Old Mentor | Annoying Sidekick | Sudden Betrayal | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |