| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Space Fascists | Jesus Allegory | Unobtanium |
| Teleporter Failure | Incompetent Henchmen | Hologram | Someone In An Access Hatch | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Green Women | Mad Scientist On A Mission |
| Red Filter | Escape Pod | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Chess-Inspired Game | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Mentor Gets Killed | Sound Travels In Space | "We Have To Save Them!" | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |