| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Jet-pack | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Chess-Inspired Game | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Unobtanium | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Hologram | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Deus Ex-Machina | Someone In An Access Hatch |
| Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Red Filter | Naive Trainee | British People From Space | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Superhero Landing! | "We Have To Save Them!" | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Teleporter Failure | Exotic Wildlife |