| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Wilhelm Scream | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Crappy CGI | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Red Filter |
| Personal Vendetta | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Blue Filter | Techno-Babble |
| Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Tattooed Bad Ass | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Laser Battle | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Corrupt Police | Female Shows Her Midriff | Phasers Set To Stun | Flirtatious Rogue | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |