| Escape Pod | Useless Blinking Lights | Jesus Allegory | Laser Battle | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Blue Filter | Cutting Random Wires | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Sound Travels In Space |
| Teleporter Failure | Mentor Gets Killed | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Space Fascists |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Suspended Animation | "Explain It In English!" | Personal Vendetta | Earth Pop Culture Reference |
| Unobtanium | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Wise Old Mentor | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |