| Techno-Babble | Escape Pod | Hero Gets Maimed | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Crash Landing |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Lens Flare | Green Women | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Annoying Sidekick | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Chess-Inspired Game | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Jet-pack | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Crappy CGI | Subtle Racism |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Superhero Landing! | British People From Space | Evil Corporate Entity | Time Travel |