| Red Filter | Teleporter Failure | Female Shows Her Midriff | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Space Fascists |
| Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | "Explain It In English!" |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Someone In An Access Hatch | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Hero Gets Maimed |
| Sound Travels In Space | Techno-Babble | Laser Battle | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Chess-Inspired Game | Jet-pack | Cannon Fodder | Hologram |