| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Clones | Mentor Gets Killed | Exotic Wildlife | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Space Fascists | "Explain It In English!" | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Cannon Fodder |
| Time Travel | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Blue Filter | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Subtle Racism | British People From Space | Laser Battle | Deus Ex-Machina |