| Laser Battle | Incompetent Henchmen | Space Fascists | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Crash Landing |
| Mentor Gets Killed | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Planet With A Single Climate | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Corrupt Police | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| Cannon Fodder | Female Shows Her Midriff | Exotic Wildlife | Hologram | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Personal Vendetta | Crappy CGI | "We Have To Save Them!" | Villain Has Magic Powers |