| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Exotic Wildlife | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Cannon Fodder | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Cutting Random Wires | Crash Landing | Mentor Gets Killed | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Naive Trainee | Hero Gets Maimed | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Teleporter Failure | Techno-Babble |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Chess-Inspired Game | Personal Vendetta | Time Travel | Superhero Landing! |
| Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Deus Ex-Machina | British People From Space | Blue Filter |