| Tattooed Bad Ass | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Sudden Betrayal | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Superhero Landing! | Dramatic Slow Motion | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Hero Gets Maimed | Time Travel |
| Personal Vendetta | Planet With A Single Climate | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Villain Has Magic Powers | British People From Space |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Someone In An Access Hatch | Suspended Animation |
| Green Women | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Useless Blinking Lights | Subtle Racism | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |