| Naive Trainee | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Female Shows Her Midriff | Exotic Wildlife | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Techno-Babble | Wilhelm Scream | Lens Flare | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | "Explain It In English!" | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Villain Has Magic Powers | Hoverbots Of Public Safety |
| Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Corrupt Police | Incompetent Henchmen | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Green Women | Long-Winded Exposition | Sound Travels In Space | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Teleporter Failure |