| Long-Winded Exposition | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Incompetent Henchmen | Unobtanium | Crash Landing |
| Lens Flare | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Wilhelm Scream | Naive Trainee |
| Red Filter | Teleporter Failure | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Time Travel | Mentor Gets Killed | Jesus Allegory | Villain Has Magic Powers | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Hologram | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Blue Filter | Sound Travels In Space |