| Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Personal Vendetta | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Exotic Wildlife |
| Subtle Racism | Cutting Random Wires | Flirtatious Rogue | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Jesus Allegory | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Sound Travels In Space | Naive Trainee | "We Have To Save Them!" | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Space Fascists | Deus Ex-Machina | Phasers Set To Stun | Dramatic Slow Motion | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |