| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Teleporter Failure | Heroic Motivational Speech | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Earth Pop Culture Reference | British People From Space | Green Women |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | "We Have To Save Them!" | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Useless Blinking Lights | Cutting Random Wires |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Annoying Sidekick | Laser Battle | Clones | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Wilhelm Scream | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Hero Gets Maimed | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | "Explain It In English!" |