| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Suspended Animation | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Long-Winded Exposition | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| British People From Space | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Chess-Inspired Game | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Red Filter | Crash Landing | Heroic Motivational Speech | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Teleporter Failure |
| Blue Filter | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Dramatic Slow Motion | Cannon Fodder | Hero With A Tortured Back Story |