| Red Filter | Jesus Allegory | Techno-Babble | Superhero Landing! | Laser Battle |
| Unobtanium | Subtle Racism | British People From Space | Cannon Fodder | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Clones | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Suspended Animation | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Crash Landing | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Exotic Wildlife | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Crappy CGI | Long-Winded Exposition | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |