| Female Shows Her Midriff | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Useless Blinking Lights | Suspended Animation |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Hero Gets Maimed | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Clones |
| Lens Flare | Teleporter Failure | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Phasers Set To Stun | Exotic Wildlife |
| Space Fascists | Hologram | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Dramatic Slow Motion | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Escape Pod | Chess-Inspired Game | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Flirtatious Rogue | Superhero Landing! | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Sound Travels In Space | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Space Fascists | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | British People From Space |
| Time Travel | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Useless Blinking Lights | Cutting Random Wires | Techno-Babble |
| Annoying Sidekick | Laser Battle | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Someone In An Access Hatch |