| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Female Shows Her Midriff | Lens Flare | Cannon Fodder | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Hero Gets Maimed | Hologram | Exotic Wildlife |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Long-Winded Exposition | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Time Travel | Tattooed Bad Ass | Corrupt Police | Techno-Babble |
| British People From Space | Deus Ex-Machina | Cutting Random Wires | Personal Vendetta | Suspended Animation |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Wilhelm Scream | Long-Winded Exposition | Exotic Wildlife | Corrupt Police |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Teleporter Failure | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Flirtatious Rogue |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Sudden Betrayal | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Suspended Animation | Annoying Sidekick |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Mad Scientist On A Mission | British People From Space | Crash Landing | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Sound Travels In Space | Crappy CGI | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |