| Wise Old Mentor | Chess-Inspired Game | Heroic Motivational Speech | Hero Gets Maimed | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Corrupt Police | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Subtle Racism | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | British People From Space | Crash Landing |
| Sound Travels In Space | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Naive Trainee | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Blue Filter | Dramatic Slow Motion | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Escape Pod | Suspended Animation |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Red Filter | Useless Blinking Lights | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Sudden Betrayal |
| Jet-pack | Hologram | Villain Has Magic Powers | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Chess-Inspired Game | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Clones | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Phasers Set To Stun | Crash Landing | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | British People From Space | Exotic Wildlife | Space Fascists |