| Corrupt Police | "We Have To Save Them!" | Flirtatious Rogue | Jet-pack | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Villain Has Magic Powers | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Evil Corporate Entity | Naive Trainee | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| Sudden Betrayal | Jesus Allegory | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | British People From Space | Wise Old Mentor |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Chess-Inspired Game | Cutting Random Wires | Subtle Racism | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Unobtanium | "Explain It In English!" | Techno-Babble | Space Fascists |
| Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Hero Gets Maimed | Space Fascists | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Dramatic Slow Motion | Wilhelm Scream |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Unobtanium | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Deus Ex-Machina | Annoying Sidekick |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Jesus Allegory | Teleporter Failure | Personal Vendetta |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Exotic Wildlife | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Superhero Landing! |