| Tattooed Bad Ass | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Planet With A Single Climate | Phasers Set To Stun | Long-Winded Exposition |
| British People From Space | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Crappy CGI | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Blue Filter | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Escape Pod | Crash Landing |
| Laser Battle | Mentor Gets Killed | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Subtle Racism | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Green Women | Time Travel | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Techno-Babble |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Planet With A Single Climate | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Hoverbots Of Public Safety |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Wise Old Mentor | Suspended Animation | Cutting Random Wires | Jet-pack |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Naive Trainee | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Incompetent Henchmen | Jesus Allegory |
| Villain Has Magic Powers | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Red Filter | Wilhelm Scream |
| Time Travel | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | British People From Space | Flirtatious Rogue | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |