| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Long-Winded Exposition | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Subtle Racism | Hoverbots Of Public Safety |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Cannon Fodder |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone In An Access Hatch | "Explain It In English!" |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Female Shows Her Midriff | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Planet With A Single Climate | Naive Trainee | Blue Filter |
| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Flirtatious Rogue | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Hologram | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Female Shows Her Midriff | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Red Filter | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | British People From Space | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Naive Trainee |
| Teleporter Failure | Villain Has Magic Powers | Jesus Allegory | "Explain It In English!" | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |