| Useless Blinking Lights | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Crash Landing | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Techno-Babble | Space Fascists | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | "We Have To Save Them!" | Hoverbots Of Public Safety |
| Hologram | Mentor Gets Killed | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Clones | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Time Travel | Escape Pod | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Red Filter | British People From Space |
| Sound Travels In Space | British People From Space | Chess-Inspired Game | Dramatic Slow Motion | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Teleporter Failure | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Unobtanium | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |
| Time Travel | Mad Scientist On A Mission | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Green Women | Red Filter |
| Annoying Sidekick | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Planet With A Single Climate | Evil Corporate Entity | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Female Shows Her Midriff | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Lens Flare |