| Long-Winded Exposition | Time Travel | Deus Ex-Machina | Superhero Landing! | Suspended Animation |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Someone In An Access Hatch | Green Women | Corrupt Police | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | British People From Space | Lens Flare |
| Jesus Allegory | "Explain It In English!" | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Crash Landing | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Incompetent Henchmen | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Crappy CGI | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Sudden Betrayal | Crappy CGI | Planet With A Single Climate | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Superhero Landing! | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Hologram | Wilhelm Scream | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Subtle Racism | Alien With Ridiculous Name | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Deus Ex-Machina | Time Travel | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Long-Winded Exposition | Jet-pack |
| Mentor Gets Killed | Sound Travels In Space | Escape Pod | Cannon Fodder | Clones |