| "Explain It In English!" | Corrupt Police | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Cutting Random Wires |
| Wilhelm Scream | Exotic Wildlife | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Cannon Fodder | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Subtle Racism | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Space Fascists | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Escape Pod | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Blue Filter | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Teleporter Failure | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Superhero Landing! | Tattooed Bad Ass | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| Laser Battle | Space Fascists | Naive Trainee | Lens Flare | "We Have To Save Them!" |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Green Women | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Useless Blinking Lights | Escape Pod |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Clones | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Corrupt Police | Cannon Fodder |
| Superhero Landing! | Annoying Sidekick | Unobtanium | Tattooed Bad Ass | "Explain It In English!" |