| Planet With A Single Climate | Suspended Animation | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Escape Pod | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Exotic Wildlife | Naive Trainee | Someone In An Access Hatch | Superhero Landing! | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Space Fascists | Mad Scientist On A Mission | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Laser Battle | Wilhelm Scream |
| Time Travel | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Tattooed Bad Ass | Subtle Racism | Techno-Babble |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Lens Flare | Blue Filter | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Cannon Fodder | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Space Fascists | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Chess-Inspired Game | Crappy CGI |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Long-Winded Exposition |
| British People From Space | Exotic Wildlife | Sound Travels In Space | "Explain It In English!" | Techno-Babble |
| Naive Trainee | Annoying Sidekick | Hero Gets Maimed | Wilhelm Scream | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |