| "Explain It In English!" | Green Women | Annoying Sidekick | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Escape Pod |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Teleporter Failure | Wilhelm Scream | Suspended Animation |
| Exotic Wildlife | Evil Corporate Entity | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Deus Ex-Machina | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| British People From Space | Laser Battle | Female Shows Her Midriff | Red Filter | Mentor Gets Killed |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Space Fascists | Sudden Betrayal |
| Unobtanium | Cannon Fodder | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Chess-Inspired Game | Sound Travels In Space |
| Jesus Allegory | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Lens Flare | Crappy CGI | Naive Trainee |
| Wise Old Mentor | Corrupt Police | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | British People From Space | Planet With A Single Climate |
| Someone In An Access Hatch | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Heroic Motivational Speech | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Personal Vendetta | Tattooed Bad Ass | "Explain It In English!" | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Hoverbots Of Public Safety |