| Crappy CGI | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Suspended Animation | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Annoying Sidekick |
| Corrupt Police | Hologram | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Wise Old Mentor | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Green Women | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Laser Battle | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Time Travel | Someone In An Access Hatch | Exotic Wildlife |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Teleporter Failure | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Planet With A Single Climate | Deus Ex-Machina |
| Hologram | Time Travel | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Phasers Set To Stun | Flirtatious Rogue |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Wilhelm Scream | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Someone In An Access Hatch |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Useless Blinking Lights | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | "Explain It In English!" | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |
| Subtle Racism | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Personal Vendetta | Planet With A Single Climate | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Incompetent Henchmen | Unobtanium | Cutting Random Wires | Cannon Fodder |