| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Lens Flare | Jet-pack | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Escape Pod |
| Unobtanium | Superhero Landing! | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Exotic Wildlife | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Crash Landing |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Jesus Allegory | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Annoying Sidekick | Crappy CGI |
| Wilhelm Scream | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Sudden Betrayal | Corrupt Police |
| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Techno-Babble | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers |
| Annoying Sidekick | Flirtatious Rogue | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Suspended Animation | Planet With A Single Climate |
| Cutting Random Wires | Hologram | Mentor Gets Killed | Crappy CGI | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |
| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Wise Old Mentor | Blue Filter | Phasers Set To Stun | Time Travel |