| Unobtanium | Crash Landing | Green Women | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Hologram |
| Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Cutting Random Wires | "We Have To Save Them!" | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Useless Blinking Lights | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Deus Ex-Machina | Suspended Animation | Subtle Racism | Phasers Set To Stun | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Mad Scientist On A Mission | Techno-Babble | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Lens Flare | Wilhelm Scream |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Flirtatious Rogue | Sudden Betrayal | Hologram |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Phasers Set To Stun | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | "Explain It In English!" |
| Crappy CGI | Time Travel | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Lens Flare | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Laser Battle | Space Fascists | Evil Corporate Entity | Jesus Allegory |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Suspended Animation |