| Crappy CGI | Exotic Wildlife | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Useless Blinking Lights | "Explain It In English!" |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Deus Ex-Machina | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Chess-Inspired Game | Someone In An Access Hatch |
| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Subtle Racism | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Red Filter | Personal Vendetta | Wilhelm Scream | Escape Pod |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Laser Battle | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Space Fascists |
| Blue Filter | Hero Gets Maimed | Red Filter | Unobtanium | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Green Women | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Crappy CGI | Evil Corporate Entity | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| Jet-pack | Suspended Animation | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Flirtatious Rogue | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Female Shows Her Midriff | Naive Trainee | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Jesus Allegory | Long-Winded Exposition | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Exotic Wildlife |