| Flirtatious Rogue | Escape Pod | Phasers Set To Stun | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Villain Has Magic Powers | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | "We Have To Save Them!" |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | British People From Space | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Jet-pack | Space Fascists |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Suspended Animation | Exotic Wildlife | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Subtle Racism | Annoying Sidekick | Naive Trainee | Sudden Betrayal |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Cutting Random Wires | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Phasers Set To Stun |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Crappy CGI | "Explain It In English!" | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Lens Flare |
| Techno-Babble | Subtle Racism | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Blue Filter | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Mentor Gets Killed | Jesus Allegory | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Red Filter |
| Wise Old Mentor | Laser Battle | Hero Gets Maimed | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock |