| Laser Battle | British People From Space | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Green Women | Someone In An Access Hatch |
| Hoverbots Of Public Safety | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Teleporter Failure | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Crappy CGI | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Blue Filter | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Techno-Babble | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Mentor Gets Killed | Superhero Landing! | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Annoying Sidekick | Lens Flare | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Superhero Landing! | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Laser Battle |
| Wilhelm Scream | Unobtanium | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | British People From Space | Escape Pod |
| Crash Landing | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Subtle Racism | Cannon Fodder | Planet With A Single Climate |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Someone In An Access Hatch | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |