| Deus Ex-Machina | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Hologram | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |
| Space Fascists | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Personal Vendetta | Lens Flare |
| Someone In An Access Hatch | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Crash Landing |
| Female Shows Her Midriff | Planet With A Single Climate | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Jesus Allegory | Exotic Wildlife |
| Red Filter | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Subtle Racism | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Superhero Landing! | Green Women | Long-Winded Exposition | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Mentor Gets Killed | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Chess-Inspired Game | Jet-pack |
| Wilhelm Scream | Wise Old Mentor | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Female Shows Her Midriff | Earth Pop Culture Reference |
| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Hologram | Teleporter Failure | "Explain It In English!" | Crappy CGI |
| Space Fascists | Useless Blinking Lights | Unobtanium | Techno-Babble | Deus Ex-Machina |