| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Mad Scientist On A Mission |
| Clones | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Long-Winded Exposition | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Laser Battle | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Jet-pack | Time Travel | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Chess-Inspired Game | British People From Space | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Jesus Allegory |
| Sound Travels In Space | Corrupt Police | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Hologram | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Cannon Fodder | Tattooed Bad Ass | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Time Travel | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Personal Vendetta | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Escape Pod |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Villain Has Magic Powers | Wilhelm Scream |