| Green Women | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Space Fascists | Corrupt Police | Teleporter Failure |
| Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | "Explain It In English!" | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Female Shows Her Midriff | Parallel Worlds or Timelines |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Dramatic Slow Motion | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |
| Deus Ex-Machina | Cannon Fodder | Phasers Set To Stun | Unobtanium | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Incompetent Henchmen | Lens Flare |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Time Travel | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Female Shows Her Midriff | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Crappy CGI | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Corrupt Police | Annoying Sidekick | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Red Filter | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Personal Vendetta |
| Wilhelm Scream | Hero Gets Maimed | Dramatic Slow Motion | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Crash Landing |
| Techno-Babble | Planet With A Single Climate | Unobtanium | Deus Ex-Machina | Mad Scientist On A Mission |