| Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Hologram | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Useless Blinking Lights | Wise Old Mentor |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Heroic Motivational Speech | "We Have To Save Them!" | Superhero Landing! | Lens Flare |
| Crash Landing | Deus Ex-Machina | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Mentor Gets Killed | "Explain It In English!" |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Cannon Fodder | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Suspended Animation | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Sudden Betrayal | British People From Space | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Flirtatious Rogue | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Mentor Gets Killed | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Exotic Wildlife | Space Fascists |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Female Shows Her Midriff | Hologram | Evil Corporate Entity |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Crappy CGI | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Sudden Betrayal | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Teleporter Failure | Green Women |
| Lens Flare | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Annoying Sidekick | Cutting Random Wires | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |