| Teleporter Failure | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Someone In An Access Hatch | Red Filter | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| British People From Space | Cannon Fodder | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | "Explain It In English!" | Corrupt Police |
| Crappy CGI | Naive Trainee | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Long-Winded Exposition | Lens Flare | Heroic Motivational Speech | Sudden Betrayal |
| Jesus Allegory | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Deus Ex-Machina | Evil Corporate Entity |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | "We Have To Save Them!" | Subtle Racism | Space Fascists | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Lens Flare | Useless Blinking Lights | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Hologram |
| Jet-pack | Laser Battle | Sudden Betrayal | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Planet With A Single Climate |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Corrupt Police | Dramatic Slow Motion | Sound Travels In Space | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |