| Someone In An Access Hatch | Dramatic Slow Motion | Suspended Animation | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Red Filter | Teleporter Failure | "We Have To Save Them!" | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Laser Battle | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Evil Corporate Entity |
| Clones | Unobtanium | Space Fascists | Cannon Fodder | Wise Old Mentor |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Annoying Sidekick | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Useless Blinking Lights |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Exotic Wildlife | Tattooed Bad Ass | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels |
| Sudden Betrayal | Cannon Fodder | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Space Fascists |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Green Women | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Long-Winded Exposition | Unobtanium | Crash Landing | Subtle Racism |
| Red Filter | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Villain Has Magic Powers | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |