| Crappy CGI | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Phasers Set To Stun | Sudden Betrayal | "We Have To Save Them!" |
| Annoying Sidekick | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Dramatic Slow Motion | Techno-Babble | Deus Ex-Machina |
| Lens Flare | Someone In An Access Hatch | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Useless Blinking Lights | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Female Shows Her Midriff | Tattooed Bad Ass | Wise Old Mentor | Teleporter Failure | Laser Battle |
| Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Clones | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Villain Has Magic Powers | Cutting Random Wires |
| Deus Ex-Machina | Hologram | Planet With A Single Climate | Sound Travels In Space | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Laser Battle | Long-Winded Exposition | Techno-Babble | Blue Filter | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Time Travel | British People From Space | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Escape Pod | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels |
| Corrupt Police | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Incompetent Henchmen | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Jesus Allegory |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Mentor Gets Killed | Annoying Sidekick | Crash Landing |