| Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Heroic Motivational Speech | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Unobtanium | Jet-pack | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Crappy CGI | Escape Pod |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | "Explain It In English!" | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Phasers Set To Stun | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Annoying Sidekick | Sound Travels In Space | Long-Winded Exposition | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Naive Trainee | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | British People From Space | Personal Vendetta | Teleporter Failure |
| Wilhelm Scream | Personal Vendetta | Escape Pod | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Superhero Landing! |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Clones | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Suspended Animation | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Lens Flare | Crash Landing |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Incompetent Henchmen | Naive Trainee | Someone In An Access Hatch | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Jet-pack | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Hero Gets Maimed | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |