| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Red Filter | Sound Travels In Space | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Naive Trainee | Crappy CGI | Tattooed Bad Ass | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Teleporter Failure |
| Jesus Allegory | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Techno-Babble | Cannon Fodder |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Useless Blinking Lights | Chess-Inspired Game | Someone In An Access Hatch | Hoverbots Of Public Safety |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Time Travel | Mentor Gets Killed | Long-Winded Exposition | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Subtle Racism | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Annoying Sidekick | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Lens Flare | Jesus Allegory | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Evil Corporate Entity |
| Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | Sound Travels In Space | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Incompetent Henchmen | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Personal Vendetta | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Villain Has Magic Powers | Flirtatious Rogue |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Red Filter | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Corrupt Police | Alien With Ridiculous Name |