| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Annoying Sidekick | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Crappy CGI | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Tattooed Bad Ass | Useless Blinking Lights | Teleporter Failure |
| Cannon Fodder | Sudden Betrayal | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Lens Flare | Laser Battle |
| Green Women | Hologram | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Space Fascists | Someone In An Access Hatch |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Female Shows Her Midriff | Unobtanium | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Deus Ex-Machina | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Laser Battle | Time Travel |
| Superhero Landing! | Space Fascists | Subtle Racism | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Teleporter Failure |
| Techno-Babble | Phasers Set To Stun | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Wilhelm Scream | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Annoying Sidekick | Incompetent Henchmen | British People From Space | Hologram | Escape Pod |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Suspended Animation | Naive Trainee | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |