| "We Have To Save Them!" | Suspended Animation | Phasers Set To Stun | Long-Winded Exposition | Cannon Fodder |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Dramatic Slow Motion | Space Fascists |
| Wilhelm Scream | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Crappy CGI | Techno-Babble |
| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Green Women | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Sound Travels In Space | Wise Old Mentor |
| Teleporter Failure | British People From Space | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Jet-pack |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Phasers Set To Stun | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Wilhelm Scream | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |
| Blue Filter | Techno-Babble | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Incompetent Henchmen | Exotic Wildlife |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Alien With Ridiculous Name | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Laser Battle | Personal Vendetta |
| Hero Gets Maimed | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Hologram | Evil Corporate Entity |
| Corrupt Police | Female Shows Her Midriff | Tattooed Bad Ass | Cutting Random Wires | Chess-Inspired Game |