| Space Fascists | Techno-Babble | Someone In An Access Hatch | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Corrupt Police | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Naive Trainee |
| Green Women | Crash Landing | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | "We Have To Save Them!" | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Lens Flare | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Exotic Wildlife | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Mad Scientist On A Mission | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Sound Travels In Space | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Crappy CGI | Techno-Babble | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Evil Corporate Entity | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock |
| Crash Landing | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | "We Have To Save Them!" | Sudden Betrayal |
| British People From Space | Chess-Inspired Game | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Planet With A Single Climate | Wise Old Mentor |
| Lens Flare | Annoying Sidekick | Superhero Landing! | Space Fascists | Flirtatious Rogue |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Dramatic Slow Motion | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Phasers Set To Stun | Deus Ex-Machina |