| Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Hologram | Clones | Exotic Wildlife |
| Lens Flare | Flirtatious Rogue | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Villain Has Magic Powers | Jesus Allegory |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Deus Ex-Machina | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Blue Filter |
| Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | "Explain It In English!" | Evil Corporate Entity | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Crash Landing |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | "We Have To Save Them!" | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Subtle Racism | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Sudden Betrayal | Naive Trainee |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Lens Flare | "We Have To Save Them!" | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Crappy CGI | Green Women | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Cutting Random Wires |
| Cannon Fodder | Corrupt Police | Annoying Sidekick | Blue Filter | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Time Travel | Unobtanium | Flirtatious Rogue | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Incompetent Henchmen |