| "We Have To Save Them!" | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Escape Pod | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | "Explain It In English!" |
| Planet With A Single Climate | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Phasers Set To Stun | Heroic Motivational Speech | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Crash Landing | Subtle Racism | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Long-Winded Exposition | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Jet-pack | Blue Filter | Sudden Betrayal | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Cannon Fodder | Personal Vendetta | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Blue Filter | Phasers Set To Stun | Exotic Wildlife |
| Long-Winded Exposition | Unobtanium | Techno-Babble | Dramatic Slow Motion | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock |
| Deus Ex-Machina | Personal Vendetta | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Teleporter Failure |
| Naive Trainee | Planet With A Single Climate | Crappy CGI | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Time Travel | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Hero Gets Maimed |