| Superhero Landing! | Clones | Cutting Random Wires | Techno-Babble | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Red Filter | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Someone In An Access Hatch | Teleporter Failure |
| Time Travel | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Dramatic Slow Motion | Flirtatious Rogue |
| Personal Vendetta | Evil Corporate Entity | Heroic Motivational Speech | Jesus Allegory | Naive Trainee |
| British People From Space | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Crappy CGI | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Lens Flare | Jet-pack | Naive Trainee | Laser Battle | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock |
| Someone In An Access Hatch | Chess-Inspired Game | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Evil Corporate Entity |
| Suspended Animation | Flirtatious Rogue | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Crappy CGI | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |
| Green Women | Clones | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Wise Old Mentor | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels |
| "We Have To Save Them!" | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Deus Ex-Machina |