| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Crash Landing | Phasers Set To Stun | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Naive Trainee |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Blue Filter | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Long-Winded Exposition | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Subtle Racism | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Someone In An Access Hatch | Superhero Landing! | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Exotic Wildlife | Female Shows Her Midriff |
| Green Women | British People From Space | Suspended Animation | Tattooed Bad Ass | Lens Flare |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Escape Pod | Phasers Set To Stun | Unobtanium |
| Laser Battle | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Crash Landing |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Jesus Allegory | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sound Travels In Space | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Hologram | Cutting Random Wires | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Red Filter |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Personal Vendetta | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Blue Filter | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |