| Hero Gets Maimed | Laser Battle | Superhero Landing! | Green Women | Techno-Babble |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Hologram | Mentor Gets Killed | Crappy CGI |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Blue Filter | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Hero With A Tortured Back Story |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Jesus Allegory | Time Travel | British People From Space |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Cannon Fodder | Personal Vendetta | Clones | Dramatic Slow Motion |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Personal Vendetta | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Wise Old Mentor | Incompetent Henchmen | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Clones |
| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Chess-Inspired Game | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Suspended Animation | "We Have To Save Them!" | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Techno-Babble |
| "Explain It In English!" | Phasers Set To Stun | Annoying Sidekick | Space Fascists | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |