| Wise Old Mentor | Blue Filter | Dramatic Slow Motion | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Long-Winded Exposition |
| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Crash Landing | Chess-Inspired Game | Female Shows Her Midriff | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Unobtanium | Clones | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Time Travel | Green Women |
| Annoying Sidekick | Cutting Random Wires | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Hologram | Suspended Animation |
| Someone In An Access Hatch | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Subtle Racism | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Personal Vendetta | Female Shows Her Midriff | Mentor Gets Killed | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Corrupt Police | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Wilhelm Scream | Exotic Wildlife | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Naive Trainee | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Teleporter Failure | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Suspended Animation | "Explain It In English!" | British People From Space | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Hologram |
| Cannon Fodder | Lens Flare | Cutting Random Wires | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |