| Long-Winded Exposition | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Green Women | Planet With A Single Climate | Parallel Worlds or Timelines |
| Deus Ex-Machina | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Chess-Inspired Game | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Sudden Betrayal | Heroic Motivational Speech | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Jesus Allegory | Techno-Babble |
| Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Dramatic Slow Motion | "Explain It In English!" | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Space Fascists | Someone In An Access Hatch | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Tattooed Bad Ass | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Hologram | "We Have To Save Them!" | Naive Trainee |
| Mad Scientist On A Mission | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Blue Filter | Suspended Animation | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Subtle Racism | Someone In An Access Hatch | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Red Filter |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Personal Vendetta | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Female Shows Her Midriff | Techno-Babble |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Dramatic Slow Motion | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Hero Gets Maimed |