| "We Have To Save Them!" | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Cutting Random Wires | Incompetent Henchmen | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Laser Battle | Someone In An Access Hatch | Corrupt Police |
| Crash Landing | Naive Trainee | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Hologram | British People From Space | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Evil Corporate Entity | Jesus Allegory |
| Red Filter | Planet With A Single Climate | "Explain It In English!" | Phasers Set To Stun | Useless Blinking Lights |
| Sudden Betrayal | Evil Corporate Entity | Lens Flare | Escape Pod | Cutting Random Wires |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Red Filter |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Suspended Animation | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Mad Scientist On A Mission |
| "Explain It In English!" | Incompetent Henchmen | Chess-Inspired Game | Superhero Landing! | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Wilhelm Scream | Laser Battle | Annoying Sidekick | Blue Filter |