| Unobtanium | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Red Filter | Teleporter Failure |
| Chess-Inspired Game | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Annoying Sidekick | Escape Pod | Tattooed Bad Ass |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Jesus Allegory | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Crash Landing |
| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Crappy CGI | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Parallel Worlds or Timelines |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Someone In An Access Hatch | Incompetent Henchmen | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Techno-Babble | Crash Landing | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Clones |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Phasers Set To Stun | Crappy CGI | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Superhero Landing! | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Hero Gets Maimed |
| Sound Travels In Space | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Space Fascists | Blue Filter | Escape Pod |
| Time Travel | Incompetent Henchmen | Hologram | Female Shows Her Midriff | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |