| Useless Blinking Lights | Deus Ex-Machina | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Red Filter |
| Blue Filter | Subtle Racism | Earth Pop Culture Reference | Evil Corporate Entity | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| Personal Vendetta | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Long-Winded Exposition | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Lens Flare | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Mentor Gets Killed | Crash Landing |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Jet-pack | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | Crappy CGI |
| Red Filter | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Evil Corporate Entity | Flirtatious Rogue | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Jet-pack | Unobtanium | Deus Ex-Machina | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Cannon Fodder |
| Exotic Wildlife | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | "We Have To Save Them!" | Dramatic Slow Motion | Physics Doesn't Work Like That |
| Crappy CGI | Time Travel | Techno-Babble | Long-Winded Exposition | Jesus Allegory |