| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Lens Flare | Crappy CGI | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Deus Ex-Machina |
| Corrupt Police | Sound Travels In Space | Techno-Babble | "We Have To Save Them!" | Teleporter Failure |
| Earth Pop Culture Reference | Crash Landing | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Tattooed Bad Ass | Someone In An Access Hatch |
| Jesus Allegory | Heroic Motivational Speech | Annoying Sidekick | Female Shows Her Midriff | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Wise Old Mentor | Dramatic Slow Motion | British People From Space | Clones |
| Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Female Shows Her Midriff | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers |
| Space Fascists | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Suspended Animation | Hologram | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Time Travel | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Phasers Set To Stun | Someone In An Access Hatch |
| Techno-Babble | Superhero Landing! | Cannon Fodder | Jet-pack | Exotic Wildlife |
| Teleporter Failure | Planet With A Single Climate | Lens Flare | Sudden Betrayal | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |