| Techno-Babble | Long-Winded Exposition | Chess-Inspired Game | Someone In An Access Hatch | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |
| Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Personal Vendetta | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |
| Red Filter | Green Women | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Parallel Worlds or Timelines | Suspended Animation |
| Naive Trainee | Clones | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Mentor Gets Killed | Cannon Fodder |
| Female Shows Her Midriff | Space Fascists | Teleporter Failure | Escape Pod | Lens Flare |
| Red Filter | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Cutting Random Wires | Cannon Fodder |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Superhero Landing! | Teleporter Failure |
| Hologram | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Incompetent Henchmen |
| Jesus Allegory | Suspended Animation | Dramatic Slow Motion | Time Travel | Annoying Sidekick |
| Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Crappy CGI | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Techno-Babble | Mentor Gets Killed |