| Exotic Wildlife | Female Shows Her Midriff | "Explain It In English!" | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Sound Travels In Space | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Villain Has Magic Powers | Long-Winded Exposition | Planet With A Single Climate |
| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Laser Battle | Lens Flare |
| Wilhelm Scream | Dramatic Slow Motion | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Clones |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | "We Have To Save Them!" | Blue Filter | British People From Space | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) |
| Hero Gets Maimed | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Dramatic Slow Motion | Hologram | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens |
| Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Useless Blinking Lights | British People From Space | Crappy CGI | Green Women |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Crash Landing | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Tattooed Bad Ass | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying |
| Clones | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Blue Filter | Red Filter | Time Travel |
| Space Fascists | Jet-pack | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Planet With A Single Climate | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |