| Long-Winded Exposition | Jet-pack | Red Filter | Hologram | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Villain Has Magic Powers | "We Have To Save Them!" | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Personal Vendetta |
| Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Useless Blinking Lights | Heroic Motivational Speech |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Techno-Babble | Cannon Fodder | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Space Fascists | Crash Landing | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Green Women | Villain Has Magic Powers | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Laser Battle | Earth Pop Culture Reference |
| Clones | Sudden Betrayal | Wise Old Mentor | Unauthorized Medical Experiments | Cutting Random Wires |
| Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Chess-Inspired Game | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Useless Blinking Lights | Alien With Ridiculous Name |
| Someone In An Access Hatch | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Female Shows Her Midriff | Flirtatious Rogue | Hero Gets Maimed |
| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Escape Pod | Dramatic Slow Motion | Lens Flare | Space Fascists |