| Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Jet-pack | Personal Vendetta | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Jesus Allegory |
| Blue Filter | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Escape Pod | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Unauthorized Medical Experiments |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Subtle Racism | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Memories Are Altered Or Wiped |
| Dramatic Slow Motion | Tattooed Bad Ass | Hero Gets Maimed | Annoying Sidekick | Earth Pop Culture Reference |
| Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Villain Has Magic Powers | Wilhelm Scream | Mentor Gets Killed | Space Fascists |
| Clones | Mentor Gets Killed | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | "We Have To Save Them!" | Chess-Inspired Game |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Someone In An Access Hatch | Useless Blinking Lights | Exotic Wildlife | Red Filter |
| Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Heroic Motivational Speech | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Cutting Random Wires | Blue Filter |
| Space Fascists | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Phasers Set To Stun | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Expert With An Outdated Weapon |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Jet-pack | Sudden Betrayal | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Crappy CGI |