| Sudden Betrayal | "Explain It In English!" | "We Have To Save Them!" | Crash Landing | Didn't Check If They Were Dead |
| Green Women | Sound Travels In Space | Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Space Fascists |
| Wise Old Mentor | Unobtanium | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Blue Filter | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot |
| Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Heroic Motivational Speech | Crappy CGI | Mentor Gets Killed |
| Corrupt Police | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Rag-Tag Bunch Of Rebels | Jesus Allegory | Self Destruct Stopped With Seconds To Go |
| Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Female Shows Her Midriff | Lens Flare | Jet-pack | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Incompetent Henchmen | Physics Doesn't Work Like That | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Cannon Fodder |
| Superhero Landing! | "Explain It In English!" | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Personal Vendetta | Sex At An Inappropriate Time |
| Heroic Motivational Speech | Expert With An Outdated Weapon | Wilhelm Scream | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Techno-Babble |
| Evil Corporate Entity | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Exotic Wildlife | Flirtatious Rogue | "We Have To Save Them!" |