| Golly | Parent[s] | Special Needs | Americans / American People | Lipstick |
| Bailout | Alaska | Heartland | Surplus | Trade Missions |
| Gotcha | Tax Relief / Tax Breaks | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Russia | McCain |
| Bridge to Nowhere | Iraq | Gosh | Putin | Elite |
| Maritime Border | Pundits | Independant | Thanks, but no thanks | Main Street |