| Iraq | Thanks, but no thanks | Sexism | Energy | Gotcha |
| Bias | Oil / Gas | Main Street | Putin | Victory |
| Freedom | Jobs / Job Creation | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Terrorists / Terrorism | Joe Six Pack |
| Greed | Special Needs | Pork | Afghanistan | Defend |
| God | Economy | Hockey / Soccer Mom | Prayer | Golly |