| Sexism | Earmarks | Golly | Parent[s] | 9/11 |
| Surplus | Bridge to Nowhere | Osama Bin Laden | Greed | Jobs / Job Creation |
| Freedom | Heartland | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Surge | Americans / American People |
| Main Street | Joe Six Pack | McCain | Family | Gotcha |
| Iraq | Drilling | Putin | Russia | Environment |