| Economy | Experience[d] | Iraq | Lipstick | Pundits |
| Joe Six Pack | Earmarks | Surge | Doggone It | Bridge to Nowhere |
| Elite | Putin | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Daughter | Work force |
| Afghanistan | Gotcha | McCain | Alaska | Family |
| Pro Life | Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac | Greed | Pelosi | Reform[er] |