| Pundits | Track | God | Victory | Energy |
| Elite | Thanks, but no thanks | Environment | Bridge to Nowhere | Special Needs |
| Bailout | Jobs / Job Creation | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Freedom | Maritime Border |
| Golly | Main Street | Tax Relief / Tax Breaks | Pork | Working Mom |
| Lipstick | Gotcha | Pelosi | Trade Missions | Family |
| Hockey / Soccer Mom | Maritime Border | Alaska | Pipeline | Afghanistan |
| Americans / American People | National Security | Earmarks | Drilling | Family |
| Bailout | Gotcha | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Experience[d] | Osama Bin Laden |
| Gosh | Prayer | Betcha | Freedom | Bias |
| Economy | Wall Street | Lipstick | Special Needs | Pork |