| Putin | McCain | Pro Life | Economy | 9/11 |
| Reign In | Russia | Energy | Golly | Sexism |
| Environment | Earmarks | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Greed | Pork |
| Joe Six Pack | Special Needs | Gotcha | Surplus | Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac |
| Heartland | Work force | Maritime Border | Terrorists / Terrorism | Thanks, but no thanks |
| Family | Wall Street | Elite | Thanks, but no thanks | Bridge to Nowhere |
| Tax Relief / Tax Breaks | Daughter | Heartland | Prayer | Alaska |
| Reform[er] | Maverick | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Surplus | Jobs / Job Creation |
| Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac | Doggone It | Terrorists / Terrorism | Surge | Energy |
| Country First | Defend | Drilling | God | National Security |