| Alaska | Americans / American People | Surplus | Independant | Sexism |
| Family | Gosh | Heartland | Environment | Country First |
| McCain | Experience[d] | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Maverick | Pro Life |
| Bias | Pundits | Osama Bin Laden | Afghanistan | Earmarks |
| Greed | Bridge to Nowhere | Joe Six Pack | Working Mom | Lipstick |
| Special Needs | Pelosi | Osama Bin Laden | Thanks, but no thanks | Bridge to Nowhere |
| Reform[er] | Greed | Experience[d] | Surplus | Victory |
| Track | Putin | 2008 SARAH PALIN BINGO (free square) | Earmarks | Betcha |
| Tax Relief / Tax Breaks | Pork | Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac | Alaska | Bailout |
| Work force | Hockey / Soccer Mom | Wall Street | Americans / American People | Afghanistan |