"How can we productize this?Steps out for a phone call"I think what X is trying to say is...""Well, thease are the facts."Nods while pretending to take notes
"You might be right""At the end of the day..."Translates percentages into fractionsAsks the presenter to go back a slide"I don't need the details."
"Sorry, I was multitasking.""We need to wrap our heads around this."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlyPaces around the room
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"Let's just get to the bottom line.""What are the 'next steps'?""I'm a bit of a visionary""Will this scale?"
"I can see why you might think that.""I used to think that, too.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Draws a Venn diagram
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