"Let's put a stake in the ground""How can we productize this?"Sorry, I was multitasking."Steps out for a phone call"I'm a bit of a visionary"
"We need to wrap our heads around this."Translates percentages into fractions"At the end of the day...""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"What are the 'next steps'?"
"I don't need the details.""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"You might be right""I can see why you might think that."
Asks the presenter to go back a slideRepeats what someone else said, but very slowlyDraws a Venn diagram"I think what X is trying to say is...""I used to think that, too."
"Will this scale?"Encourages people to "take a step back""Well, thease are the facts.""Let's just get to the bottom line."Paces around the room
"I used to think that, too.""I think what X is trying to say is...""Let's just get to the bottom line."Steps out for a phone callRepeats what someone else said, but very slowly
"I don't need the details.""You might be right""Well, thease are the facts.""Sorry, I was multitasking.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Encourages people to "take a step back""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"Will this scale?""How can we productize this?
"Let's put a stake in the ground""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Asks the presenter to go back a slideDraws a Venn diagram"I'm a bit of a visionary"
"At the end of the day..."Paces around the room"We need to wrap our heads around this."Nods while pretending to take notes"I can see why you might think that."

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