Paces around the room"What are the 'next steps'?""Sorry, I was multitasking.""How can we productize this?Encourages people to "take a step back"
"Well, thease are the facts.""We need to wrap our heads around this."Draws a Venn diagram"I'm a bit of a visionary""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"At the end of the day...""Let's just get to the bottom line."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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Translates percentages into fractions"I think what X is trying to say is..."
"Will this scale?""Let's put a stake in the ground""I don't need the details."Steps out for a phone callAsks the presenter to go back a slide
"I used to think that, too.""You might be right""I can see why you might think that."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlyNods while pretending to take notes
Steps out for a phone call"I can see why you might think that.""Let's put a stake in the ground""You might be right""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"
Draws a Venn diagramNods while pretending to take notesAsks the presenter to go back a slideTranslates percentages into fractions"Will this scale?"
"I don't need the details.""Sorry, I was multitasking."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"Well, thease are the facts.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"Let's just get to the bottom line."Paces around the room"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"How can we productize this?"I used to think that, too."
"We need to wrap our heads around this.""What are the 'next steps'?""I'm a bit of a visionary""At the end of the day..."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly
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