Paces around the room"I don't need the details."Nods while pretending to take notesRepeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Let's put a stake in the ground"
"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""I can see why you might think that.""I'm a bit of a visionary""You might be right""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Encourages people to "take a step back""Well, thease are the facts."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"Will this scale?"
Translates percentages into fractions"How can we productize this?"I used to think that, too.""I think what X is trying to say is...""At the end of the day..."
"What are the 'next steps'?"Asks the presenter to go back a slideSteps out for a phone call"Sorry, I was multitasking.""We need to wrap our heads around this."
"At the end of the day..."Translates percentages into fractionsAsks the presenter to go back a slide"You might be right""I'm a bit of a visionary"
"What are the 'next steps'?""I used to think that, too."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Well, thease are the facts.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Steps out for a phone call"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"I don't need the details."Draws a Venn diagram
"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Encourages people to "take a step back""Will this scale?"Paces around the room"We need to wrap our heads around this."
"How can we productize this?"I can see why you might think that.""Let's just get to the bottom line.""I think what X is trying to say is...""Let's put a stake in the ground"

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