"I don't need the details.""I can see why you might think that.""I'm a bit of a visionary""How can we productize this?"I think what X is trying to say is..."
"Let's put a stake in the ground""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Nods while pretending to take notes"Well, thease are the facts."Asks the presenter to go back a slide
"Sorry, I was multitasking.""Will this scale?"PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"You might be right""I used to think that, too."
"Let's just get to the bottom line.""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Steps out for a phone call"What are the 'next steps'?"Translates percentages into fractions
Paces around the room"At the end of the day...""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"We need to wrap our heads around this."
Encourages people to "take a step back""We need to wrap our heads around this.""How can we productize this?"I think what X is trying to say is...""Sorry, I was multitasking."
"Will this scale?""Well, thease are the facts.""I used to think that, too."Translates percentages into fractionsAsks the presenter to go back a slide
"At the end of the day..."Steps out for a phone callPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I'm a bit of a visionary"
"I don't need the details.""Let's put a stake in the ground""Let's just get to the bottom line.""I can see why you might think that.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlyNods while pretending to take notes"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"You might be right""What are the 'next steps'?"

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