"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"Well, thease are the facts.""I used to think that, too.""What are the 'next steps'?""At the end of the day..."
Draws a Venn diagramPaces around the roomNods while pretending to take notes"Will this scale?"Steps out for a phone call
"Let's just get to the bottom line.""We need to wrap our heads around this."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"I'm a bit of a visionary"Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly
"Let's put a stake in the ground""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"How can we productize this?"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""I think what X is trying to say is..."
Translates percentages into fractionsAsks the presenter to go back a slide"You might be right""Sorry, I was multitasking."Encourages people to "take a step back"
Steps out for a phone call"Sorry, I was multitasking.""We need to wrap our heads around this.""Let's just get to the bottom line."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly
"Well, thease are the facts.""You might be right""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Encourages people to "take a step back""I'm a bit of a visionary"
"At the end of the day...""How can we productize this?PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
Nods while pretending to take notes"What are the 'next steps'?"
Draws a Venn diagramAsks the presenter to go back a slide"I used to think that, too.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Paces around the room
"Let's put a stake in the ground"Translates percentages into fractions"I can see why you might think that.""Will this scale?""I think what X is trying to say is..."

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