| Unknown attractive date | Standing ovation | Winner describes something as amazing | Winner thanks the lord | Winner not present |
| Winner thanks mom or dad | Nominee claps for own name | Speech written on scrap | Crying | James Bond 50th anniversary reference |
| Exits podium wrong way | Montage! | 2013 ACADEMY AWARDS BINGO (free square) | Person wins more than once | Cursing |
| The Pope is mentioned | Winner pulls out speech | Stumble on way to stage | Winner mentions children | Gangnam Style reference |
| Five or more people go on stage to accept a single award | Loser looks shocked/angry | "I didn't write a speech" | Seth MacFarlane Sings | Jab at Anne Hathaway |
| Cursing | Presenter/Winner is intoxicated | Retro hairstyle | Winner thanks mom or dad | "I didn't write a speech" |
| Winner mentions children | Standing ovation | Teleprompter fail | Stumble on way to stage | Winner pulls out speech |
| First time winner | Seth MacFarlane Sings | 2013 ACADEMY AWARDS BINGO (free square) | Winner says win was unexpected | James Bond 50th anniversary reference |
| Winner thanks the lord | Montage! | Unknown attractive date | Irresponsible use of sequins | Oscar held over head |
| Family Guy character voice / reference | Winner describes something as amazing | Political statement | Exits podium wrong way | The Pope is mentioned |