Growls | Does something insignificant in slow motion | Does a one leg fly kick | Takes a punch and spits blood | Takes a kick and spits blood |
Has furious sex in a public place | Says something in a gruff voice | Eats fruit aggressively | Maintains perfect stubble without shaving | Framed for a crime he didn't commit |
Hits a woman then kisses her | Holds a gun sideways | JASON STATHAM CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Dies then comes back to life | Disobeys the rules |
Mocks a man's sexuality | Takes on an entire army and wins with his fists | Takes off his shirt | Survives an epic car crash | Has a suspect accent |
Wears a suit to a fight | Survives a fall from a great height | Causes an explosion with his fists | Glares at an ethnic minority | Works out but not in a gym |