Survives an epic car crash | Hits a woman then kisses her | Maintains perfect stubble without shaving | Survives a fall from a great height | Takes on an entire army and wins with his fists |
Growls | Eats fruit aggressively | Mocks a man's sexuality | Does something insignificant in slow motion | Takes off his shirt |
Holds a gun sideways | Glares at an ethnic minority | JASON STATHAM CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Is an outcast | Wears a suit to a fight |
Takes a punch and spits blood | Says something in a gruff voice | Framed for a crime he didn't commit | Disobeys the rules | Causes an explosion with his fists |
Drives a car aggressively | Has a suspect accent | Walks calmly from an explosion | Does a one leg fly kick | Has furious sex in a public place |