| I know it's not your job but... | Why can't I use... | Wouldn't it be easier if you... | What is the Wi-Fi password? | I didn't do anything |
| The (x) broke! | It should be on there | Did you get that email? | So how did you fix (x)? | What do we pay you for? |
| The internet is slow | We pay you to (x) | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | I know you're busy but... | But how do I do it? |
| Can't you just do that? | I sent you... | Since you're not doing anything... | I tried that | Are you sure? |
| Can you fix my phone? | Where'd it go!? | How did you do that? | It should be easy for you | It just broke |