| Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | Can't you just do that? | We pay you to (x) | I sent you... | The internet is slow |
| I tried that | Are you sure? | What do we pay you for? | I know you're busy but... | Why can't I use... |
| How did you do that? | Where'd it go!? | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | It just broke | Can you fix my phone? |
| The (x) broke! | But how do I do it? | Since you're not doing anything... | When you have some time | It should be on there |
| So how did you fix (x)? | It should be easy for you | I know it's not your job but... | Did you get that email? | I didn't do anything |