| Why can't I use... | Since you're not doing anything... | Where'd it go!? | What is the Wi-Fi password? | We pay you to (x) |
| So how did you fix (x)? | I tried that | Can you fix my phone? | When you have some time | The (x) broke! |
| It should be easy for you | Wouldn't it be easier if you... | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | I sent you... | Did you get that email? |
| But how do I do it? | I know it's not your job but... | The internet is slow | It should be on there | Can't you just do that? |
| What do we pay you for? | Are you sure? | I didn't do anything | It just broke | How did you do that? |