| welcome call | Sales Rep | Phone Number | Lenses | Available |
| Quarterly | Broken Prong | Dave Dean | Dealer Locator | Asshole |
| authorized dealer | Zip Code | CUSTOMER SERVICE TEAM BINGO (free square) | Coffee | Replacement |
| FrameBack | Practice | not our brand | Access | Expired |
| Template | Account Manager | Inactive | Decals | Notes |