*Thinks Donald Trump is some kind of god that can "fix" individual human beings* | "Show me where he said/did that" | Assfax, assfax everywhere! | "All aboard the Trump Train" | "You're hired!" |
"So you're going to vote for the criminal because Trump said mean things?" | "Only a Trump presidency will save America" | "He's just saying what everyone else is afraid to say" | "Trump just wants to keep the country safe" | "People flipped over police cars and obstructed traffic to his rallies" |
"He didn't say that, you're making it up" | "We need a businessman to run our country" | TRUMPKIN BINGO (free square) | *on a seemingly unrelated article* "This is why we need Donald Trump" | *Assumes that just because you can't stand Trump, you must be a suck-up for Hillary* |
"He didn't say/do that, that's just Anti-Trump propaganda" | "He said something that reminds me of you, I'm surprised you don't like him" | "Sure he needs work on his presentation, but you *can't* deny what he's saying" | "Daddy will be president" (guess who?) | "He's not racist/misogynistic/ableist...he has women, POCs and people with disabilities in high positions" |
"If a woman is Anti-Trump, don't sleep with her" | "I'm tired of all this political correctness bullshit!" | "I hate fat people...except for Donald Trump" | *Flings insults at you because you dare to dislike Trump* | *Brings up Hillary's emails* |