Visit Trumpkin Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "TRUMP 2016!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt were jerks too" | *Brings up Hillary's emails* | *Assumes that just because you can't stand Trump, you must be a suck-up for Hillary* | "He's not racist/misogynistic/ableist...he has women, POCs and people with disabilities in high positions" | "You're hired!" |
| "Sure he needs work on his presentation, but you *can't* deny what he's saying" | *Thinks Donald Trump is some kind of god that can "fix" individual human beings* | "He didn't say/do that, that's just Anti-Trump propaganda" | "He didn't say that, you're making it up" | "He said something that reminds me of you, I'm surprised you don't like him" |
| *on a seemingly unrelated article* "This is why we need Donald Trump" | *Flings insults at you because you dare to dislike Trump* | TRUMPKIN BINGO (free square) | "Daddy will be president" (guess who?) | "Show me where he said/did that" |
| "Only a Trump presidency will save America" | "So you're going to vote for the criminal because Trump said mean things?" | "We need a businessman to run our country" | "I'm tired of all this political correctness bullshit!" | "Trump just wants to keep the country safe" |
| Assfax, assfax everywhere! | "He's just saying what everyone else is afraid to say" | "If a woman is Anti-Trump, don't sleep with her" | "People flipped over police cars and obstructed traffic to his rallies" | "I hate fat people...except for Donald Trump" |