The Startup Pitch Bullshit Bingo!


How to play:

Visit The Startup Pitch Bullshit Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "I daut it". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

PivotDisruptiveInternet of ThingsLean startupBootstrap
I went to EBS, WHU, ...Long TailFreemiumGamificationWe have no competition
800 pound gorillaTipping pointTHE STARTUP PITCH BULLSHIT BINGO
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MVP (minimally viable product)According to Gartner, the market is X bn by 2018
Game changerViral marketingBig DataLock-in effectCloud based
Our revenue estimates are really conservativeLeverageParadigm shiftLow hanging fruitEcosystem