| It's funny with close friends. | That wasn't even sexual. | You're giving it a different meaning! | It's a compliment. He was flirting with you! | My girlfriend thought it was funny. |
| Do we have to run all our jokes past the thought police now? | You're extremely oversensitive. | People are too uptight about sex. | You have no sense of humour. | It was just one little joke. |
| The only sexist part is YOU being offended. | I'm a woman and I thought it was funny. | SEXIST JOKES ARE TOTALLY FINE BINGO (free square) | That would be totally acceptable on daytime TV. | It got everyone's attention, didn't it? |
| Why the fuss? It was one itty bitty teeny weeny joke! | You’d laugh if it was directed at men. | You're so cute when you're angry. | You don't understand my culture. | He's just not used to having women around. |
| That's just his sense of humour. | It's actually at the expense of men who are bad with women. | Hey, what can I say? It was funny. | I originally heard that joke from a woman. | It's edgy satire of our PC sensibilities. |