| People are too uptight about sex. | You're extremely oversensitive. | It's edgy satire of our PC sensibilities. | You don't understand my culture. | You're giving it a different meaning! |
| It was just one little joke. | That wasn't even sexual. | It's actually at the expense of men who are bad with women. | You like being offended. | The only sexist part is YOU being offended. |
| You’d laugh if it was directed at men. | I'm a woman and I thought it was funny. | SEXIST JOKES ARE TOTALLY FINE BINGO (free square) | Why the fuss? It was one itty bitty teeny weeny joke! | It got everyone's attention, didn't it? |
| I originally heard that joke from a woman. | It was taken out of context. | He's just not used to having women around. | You're so cute when you're angry. | That would be totally acceptable on daytime TV. |
| Do we have to run all our jokes past the thought police now? | That's just his sense of humour. | You have no sense of humour. | My girlfriend thought it was funny. | It's a compliment. He was flirting with you! |