| Universal iPhone and iPad | Paradigm Shifting | It is on the AppStore | iCloud | Apple TV |
| Subscription | Back to the Drawingboard | Bootstrap | Scalable | Business Model |
| Delightful | Boom! | PLANET OF THE APPS ESCALATOR PITCH BULLSHIT BINGO (free square) | Great for Kids | Apple Watch |
| The Next Generation of | Swift and easy | Powerful | Artificial Intelligence | Fremium |
| Blows $AppName out of the water | Siri | Revolutionary | World-Changing | Sounds great on AirPods |
| No Data Mining | Breakthrough | Business Model | World-Changing | Apple TV |
| Universal iPhone and iPad | On-The-AppStore | Bootstrap | Scalable | Stunning Visual Effects |
| Apple Watch | Paradigm Shifting | PLANET OF THE APPS ESCALATOR PITCH BULLSHIT BINGO (free square) | Blows $AppName out of the water | iCloud |
| It is like FlappyBird but for | The Next Generation of | Apple Music | Powerful | Back to the Drawingboard |
| Awesome | Subscription | Fremium | Great for Kids | It is on the AppStore |