| Business Model | Blows $AppName out of the water | No ads | Apple Watch | Great for Kids |
| Subscription | Awesome | Breakthrough | Apple Music | Scalable |
| Paradigm Shifting | Stunning Visual Effects | PLANET OF THE APPS ESCALATOR PITCH BULLSHIT BINGO (free square) | Delightful | Back to the Drawingboard |
| On-The-AppStore | Swift and easy | Powerful | Sounds great on AirPods | Siri |
| No Data Mining | iCloud | The Next Generation of | World-Changing | Artificial Intelligence |