Radioactive fossilTray of non-diagnostic bone shards lovingly numbered and cradled in archival foamFish cranial element misidentified as theropod boneFossil in curator's officeWhite-out used to label specimen
Caught singing in a loud voice when you thought you were aloneGreen cyanoacrylate gluePlaster panel mountFossil located in collection only after they find out who your graduate advisor wasPlaster obscures important anatomy
Holotype on loanFossil away on tourMUSEUM COLLECTION VISIT BINGO
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Accidentally break a holotypeIn display case and inaccessible
Gel capsule congealed around microfossilTray of paratypesSharpie writing on fossilAccidentally locked out of collection after going to the restroomTheropod bone misidentified as fish cranial element
Accidentally drop a whole drawerFossil unavailable to researchers because it is perpetually "under study"Fossil not in collection, no loan tagIn display case and inaccessible until they find out who your graduate advisor wasFossil suddenly inaccessible when they find out who your collaborators are