| "I didn't write a speech" | Played off by music | Speech written on scrap | Presenter fumble | Angry sore loser |
| Sends proxy to claim award | Retro hairstyle | Wardrobe malfunction | Slips walking to stage | Wins. Cries. |
| Claps for own name | Forgets to thank spouse | KPCC | 87TH ACADEMY AWARDS, 2015 OSCAR BINGO (free square) | Cursing | In bathroom when called |
| Intoxicated? | Teleprompter fail | Montage! | Fake tears | Thanks mom or dad |
| Hot unknown date | "This is so unexpected" | Political commentary | Exits podium wrong way | Irresponsible use of sequins |
| Slips walking to stage | Wins. Cries. | Exits podium wrong way | Teleprompter fail | Wardrobe malfunction |
| Angry sore loser | Thanks mom or dad | Sends proxy to claim award | Cursing | Political commentary |
| Speech written on scrap | Played off by music | KPCC | 87TH ACADEMY AWARDS, 2015 OSCAR BINGO (free square) | Fake tears | Forgets to thank spouse |
| Retro hairstyle | Hot unknown date | "I didn't write a speech" | In bathroom when called | Montage! |
| Irresponsible use of sequins | Intoxicated? | Presenter fumble | Claps for own name | "This is so unexpected" |