| Hot unknown date | Wardrobe malfunction | Fake tears | Retro hairstyle | Sends proxy to claim award |
| Cursing | Political commentary | Forgets to thank spouse | Claps for own name | In bathroom when called |
| Teleprompter fail | Speech written on scrap | KPCC | 87TH ACADEMY AWARDS, 2015 OSCAR BINGO (free square) | "This is so unexpected" | "I didn't write a speech" |
| Angry sore loser | Played off by music | Exits podium wrong way | Thanks mom or dad | Intoxicated? |
| Montage! | Wins. Cries. | Irresponsible use of sequins | Slips walking to stage | Presenter fumble |