| "I didn't write a speech" | Wins. Cries. | Played off by music | Claps for own name | Teleprompter fail |
| Thanks mom or dad | Fake tears | Montage! | Irresponsible use of sequins | Exits podium wrong way |
| In bathroom when called | Forgets to thank spouse | KPCC | 87TH ACADEMY AWARDS, 2015 OSCAR BINGO (free square) | Hot unknown date | Cursing |
| Angry sore loser | Political commentary | Sends proxy to claim award | Presenter fumble | Retro hairstyle |
| Wardrobe malfunction | Intoxicated? | "This is so unexpected" | Speech written on scrap | Slips walking to stage |