Art Bullshit Bingo!


How to play:

Visit Art Bullshit Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "L'Art Pour L'Art". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

all visitors under 60 are art students or school children on a field trip"web artist" == has an Instagramostentatiously non-white cube architecture (i.e. former factory building)video pieces interviewing people how hard it is to be famous or the child of someone famous"we today CELEBRATE the works of..."
"multi-layered approach" == double exposure photographsimpostor syndrome artist in a PhD programme, pushing the envelope by having longer texts next to their artworks"please lock your backpack in" - all the art they show is just disrespectfully, obscenely large and heavy statues and canvasses no one person could ever liftFoucault or Baudrillard mentioned in the catalogueshow on translateability of organic life into data: "Did you know there's such a thing as HTML and it's on the INTERNET?"
politician or diplomat holds part of the opening speechexhibition on Islamic art with an overzealous focus on progressiveness, resulting in all of the cringeART BULLSHIT BINGO
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artist's bio lists the same ten grants and galleries in the same order as the last ten artists shown in this gallery"don't get too close to the works" - which are very tiny and really hard to see
Foucault or Baudrillard mentioned in the opening speechshow on the commercialization and sensationalization of art == Jeff Koons and YBA derivatives, a room curated by a collector or auction house, previous owners and prices of selected artworks on the wall, 150 dollar catalogue"the liquid self" == show on Internet culture and art like it's 1997"boldly experiments with form" == paints oil on canvas, but sometimes stabs the canvasartist couldn't be here for the vernissage, sry, is busy person
Virtual Reality headsetsexhibition on identity advertised with a photograph of an easily clockable trans* or nonbinary personedgy b/w drawingselderly couple adorably trying not to be the "my child could do that crowd", thus trying really hard to sound astonished and impressedcis white woman talking/making art about race/class/gender and how privileged she is