| CBS cares | Oprah | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Kangaroo testicles | Craiky-Dingo | Lesbian row | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Me-ow! |
| Ooh-la-la | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Never saw that coming! | Do tell. | Remind you of anyone? | You too laides. | In your pants |
| I look forward to your letters. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | It's a great day for America everybody | Wikipedia |