| Ooh-la-la | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah | You too laides. |
| For reals? | TARDIS | Best damn nite of my life. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| In your pants | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Lesbian row | Me-ow! | Balls | Whose that at the door? |
| Do tell. | Sex party! | I know! | It's a great day for America everybody | Remind you of anyone? |