| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | TARDIS | Sex robot | Kangaroo testicles |
| Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! | Me-ow! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Oprah | It's a great day for America everybody | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Best damn nite of my life. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Grow a pair of testicles | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia | I know! | Ooh-la-la |
| Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | Do we have a picture of ____? | I look forward to your letters. |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Kangaroo testicles | TARDIS | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la |
| Remind you of anyone? | In your pants | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CBS cares | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Grow a pair of testicles | For reals? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | Take that ____? |
| Lesbian row | Do we have a picture of ____? | Me-ow! | Best damn nite of my life. | Sex robot |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do tell. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |