| Best damn nite of my life. | Do we have a picture of ____? | For reals? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Ooh-la-la | Kangaroo testicles | TARDIS | Never saw that coming! | I look forward to your letters. |
| Balls | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Me-ow! | Remind you of anyone? |
| Craiky-Dingo | In your pants | Wikipedia | You too laides. | Lesbian row |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I know! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| For reals? | Do we have a picture of ____? | I know! | Balls | Sex robot |
| Grow a pair of testicles | Remind you of anyone? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Never saw that coming! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Ooh-la-la | Do tell. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | CBS cares | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Me-ow! | Take that ____? | Lesbian row | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |