| It's a great day for America everybody | Lesbian row | Whose that at the door? | I know! | Never saw that coming! |
| CBS cares | Balls | Remind you of anyone? | Grow a pair of testicles | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Ooh-la-la | Sex robot | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Best damn nite of my life. |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Kangaroo testicles | I look forward to your letters. | Take that ____? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Wikipedia | In your pants | Do tell. | TARDIS |
| Wikipedia | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | You too laides. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Sex robot | TARDIS | Kangaroo testicles | For reals? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Take that ____? | Sex party! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | In your pants | I look forward to your letters. |
| CBS cares | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I know! | Oprah | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Craiky-Dingo | Do tell. | Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | It's a great day for America everybody |