| Do tell. | TARDIS | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex robot | Me-ow! |
| Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la | Wikipedia |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Grow a pair of testicles | Balls | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | In your pants | Kangaroo testicles |
| It's a great day for America everybody | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | You too laides. | Oprah | For reals? |
| Wikipedia | Do we have a picture of ____? | CBS cares | Kangaroo testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. | Lesbian row | Sex party! | Ooh-la-la |
| In your pants | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Whose that at the door? | Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | TARDIS |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Me-ow! | Balls | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I know! |