| What's-a-come-ana-go. | TARDIS | In your pants | Do tell. | Me-ow! |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia | For reals? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Craiky-Dingo | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Balls | Do we have a picture of ____? | Take that ____? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Whose that at the door? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CBS cares | Remind you of anyone? | I know! |