| In your pants | Oprah | Best damn nite of my life. | Never saw that coming! | Remind you of anyone? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Take that ____? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Wikipedia | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Me-ow! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of ____? | I know! |
| CBS cares | Kangaroo testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Whose that at the door? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| TARDIS | You too laides. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Lesbian row | For reals? |