| I look forward to your letters. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Wikipedia | Oprah | I know! |
| For reals? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | You too laides. | Sex party! | Me-ow! |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Remind you of anyone? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | TARDIS |
| In your pants | Best damn nite of my life. | Grow a pair of testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Take that ____? |
| Ooh-la-la | Do tell. | Never saw that coming! | It's a great day for America everybody | Lesbian row |