| Oprah | Take that ____? | Grow a pair of testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles |
| Sex party! | CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I know! |
| Do tell. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Balls | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| TARDIS | Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Remind you of anyone? | Ooh-la-la |
| In your pants | For reals? | Best damn nite of my life. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! |