| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do tell. | Never saw that coming! | Remind you of anyone? | I look forward to your letters. |
| Balls | Wikipedia | Whose that at the door? | Kangaroo testicles | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| CBS cares | You too laides. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | TARDIS |
| Craiky-Dingo | Sex party! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Sex robot |
| Ooh-la-la | Oprah | Lesbian row | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |