| TARDIS | Sex robot | Me-ow! | Take that ____? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Craiky-Dingo | I know! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Best damn nite of my life. | Sex party! |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do tell. | Kangaroo testicles |
| You too laides. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Grow a pair of testicles | CBS cares |
| Balls | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Remind you of anyone? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |