| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | It's a great day for America everybody | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | Sex robot |
| Lesbian row | Me-ow! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | In your pants | I know! |
| Balls | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Wikipedia | Do we have a picture of ____? | Take that ____? | TARDIS | Do tell. |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | For reals? | Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |