| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Never saw that coming! | For reals? | Do tell. | Whose that at the door? |
| You too laides. | Grow a pair of testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | Me-ow! |
| CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Take that ____? | Craiky-Dingo |
| Remind you of anyone? | Wikipedia | I look forward to your letters. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | I know! |
| Sex party! | Balls | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Kangaroo testicles | Best damn nite of my life. |