| You too laides. | Remind you of anyone? | Sex robot | For reals? | Wikipedia |
| Balls | Oprah | I know! | Craiky-Dingo | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| I look forward to your letters. | Grow a pair of testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do tell. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | In your pants | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| CBS cares | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Best damn nite of my life. | Take that ____? | TARDIS |