| Kangaroo testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! |
| Sex robot | It's a great day for America everybody | Do tell. | Balls | CBS cares |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Grow a pair of testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Craiky-Dingo | TARDIS |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Whose that at the door? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| I know! | In your pants | Do we have a picture of ____? | Best damn nite of my life. | Sex party! |