| Wikipedia | Never saw that coming! | Do tell. | I look forward to your letters. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| You too laides. | Sex robot | Craiky-Dingo | Take that ____? | I know! |
| Sex party! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CBS cares | For reals? | In your pants | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Whose that at the door? | Best damn nite of my life. | TARDIS | Oprah | Lesbian row |