| Sex robot | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Wikipedia | Balls |
| Best damn nite of my life. | TARDIS | Sex party! | Grow a pair of testicles | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Lesbian row | Me-ow! |
| Whose that at the door? | Remind you of anyone? | Kangaroo testicles | Ooh-la-la | Oprah |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Take that ____? | For reals? | Craiky-Dingo | You too laides. |