| In your pants | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la |
| Craiky-Dingo | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Grow a pair of testicles | For reals? | Remind you of anyone? |
| Sex robot | Best damn nite of my life. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Balls | Wikipedia |
| Whose that at the door? | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah | You too laides. |
| Me-ow! | TARDIS | Kangaroo testicles | Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |