| Do tell. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Sex party! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah |
| Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of ____? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Sex robot | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | TARDIS |
| Remind you of anyone? | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la | Grow a pair of testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| I know! | Never saw that coming! | Kangaroo testicles | CBS cares | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |