| Oprah | Remind you of anyone? | Best damn nite of my life. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do tell. |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Wikipedia | Kangaroo testicles | Whose that at the door? | Lesbian row |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Balls |
| Sex robot | I know! | CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! | In your pants |