| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I know! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. | Remind you of anyone? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | For reals? | In your pants | It's a great day for America everybody | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| You too laides. | Never saw that coming! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Grow a pair of testicles | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| TARDIS | CBS cares | Kangaroo testicles | Lesbian row | Craiky-Dingo |
| Ooh-la-la | Take that ____? | Wikipedia | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What's-a-come-ana-go. |