| Oprah | I look forward to your letters. | You too laides. | Balls | Me-ow! |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | It's a great day for America everybody | Whose that at the door? | For reals? |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Grow a pair of testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do tell. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Lesbian row | I know! | Take that ____? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CBS cares |
| Sex robot | Do we have a picture of ____? | TARDIS | Never saw that coming! | Remind you of anyone? |