| In your pants | Remind you of anyone? | Best damn nite of my life. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Kangaroo testicles |
| I know! | TARDIS | Lesbian row | You too laides. | Balls |
| Wikipedia | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Craiky-Dingo |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Do we have a picture of ____? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Me-ow! | Ooh-la-la |
| For reals? | Take that ____? | Grow a pair of testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I look forward to your letters. |