| Remind you of anyone? | In your pants | TARDIS | Balls | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Take that ____? | Sex party! | Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Grow a pair of testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| I know! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! | Never saw that coming! |
| You too laides. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do tell. | Best damn nite of my life. | Oprah |