| Do tell. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la | Craiky-Dingo | Lesbian row |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | TARDIS | It's a great day for America everybody | I know! |
| Whose that at the door? | You too laides. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Grow a pair of testicles | Remind you of anyone? |
| Take that ____? | Balls | Never saw that coming! | I look forward to your letters. | Wikipedia |
| In your pants | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Oprah | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |