| Whose that at the door? | You too laides. | Never saw that coming! | I know! | Lesbian row |
| Remind you of anyone? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | In your pants |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Craiky-Dingo | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I look forward to your letters. | TARDIS | CBS cares | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Sex robot | Me-ow! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Balls | Do tell. |