| Lesbian row | Me-ow! | TARDIS | It's a great day for America everybody | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Wikipedia | Oprah | Grow a pair of testicles | Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Whose that at the door? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Craiky-Dingo | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Remind you of anyone? | Sex robot | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Kangaroo testicles | I look forward to your letters. |
| Do tell. | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | You too laides. |