| It's a great day for America everybody | CBS cares | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Lesbian row | Wikipedia |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Sex robot | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Remind you of anyone? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Best damn nite of my life. | I know! |
| Take that ____? | Oprah | Whose that at the door? | You too laides. | TARDIS |
| Grow a pair of testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. | Never saw that coming! |