| Me-ow! | Craiky-Dingo | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| For reals? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Ooh-la-la | Wikipedia | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Take that ____? | Kangaroo testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Remind you of anyone? | Do tell. |
| Sex party! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | It's a great day for America everybody | I know! |
| Never saw that coming! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Whose that at the door? | TARDIS | Best damn nite of my life. |