| I know! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Craiky-Dingo | CBS cares |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! | Grow a pair of testicles | Sex party! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Oprah | Remind you of anyone? |
| In your pants | You too laides. | Best damn nite of my life. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. |
| Wikipedia | Take that ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Lesbian row | Whose that at the door? |