| For reals? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Ooh-la-la |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | Best damn nite of my life. | Sex party! | Me-ow! |
| CBS cares | Take that ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | Wikipedia |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex robot | You too laides. |
| Grow a pair of testicles | It's a great day for America everybody | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Do we have a picture of ____? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |