| It's a great day for America everybody | Wikipedia | Never saw that coming! | TARDIS | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Ooh-la-la | CBS cares | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | For reals? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Balls | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Kangaroo testicles |
| Me-ow! | Best damn nite of my life. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Oprah |
| Take that ____? | Whose that at the door? | I know! | I look forward to your letters. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |