| Whose that at the door? | CBS cares | Remind you of anyone? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Kangaroo testicles |
| Me-ow! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Best damn nite of my life. | Oprah |
| Sex robot | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of ____? | In your pants | TARDIS |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Never saw that coming! | I know! |