| In your pants | Sex party! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I look forward to your letters. | CBS cares |
| Kangaroo testicles | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Take that ____? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Do tell. |
| Whose that at the door? | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of ____? | Remind you of anyone? |
| Grow a pair of testicles | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | You too laides. | Ooh-la-la | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | TARDIS |