| Grow a pair of testicles | I look forward to your letters. | For reals? | Do we have a picture of ____? | I know! |
| Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex robot | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Kangaroo testicles | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Oprah | Lesbian row |
| Sex party! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Ooh-la-la | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do tell. |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | CBS cares | Whose that at the door? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | In your pants |