| CBS cares | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Sex party! | TARDIS | In your pants |
| Ooh-la-la | Take that ____? | I know! | Whose that at the door? | Do tell. |
| Sex robot | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Never saw that coming! | Remind you of anyone? | Craiky-Dingo | Best damn nite of my life. | For reals? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Lesbian row | Wikipedia | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |