| It's a great day for America everybody | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | For reals? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CBS cares |
| Lesbian row | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la | Sex robot | In your pants |
| Whose that at the door? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Take that ____? |
| Oprah | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Grow a pair of testicles | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do tell. |
| Balls | Remind you of anyone? | Wikipedia | Do we have a picture of ____? | Craiky-Dingo |