| Remind you of anyone? | Do tell. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | In your pants | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Ooh-la-la | Never saw that coming! | Sex party! | Whose that at the door? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | You too laides. |
| Lesbian row | What's-a-come-ana-go. | For reals? | Balls | Take that ____? |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I know! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Sex robot | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |