| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | TARDIS | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Lesbian row | Balls |
| Sex robot | Craiky-Dingo | Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! | Ooh-la-la |
| Sex party! | For reals? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Whose that at the door? |
| Wikipedia | CBS cares | Grow a pair of testicles | Remind you of anyone? | I know! |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Take that ____? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |