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| What's-a-come-ana-go. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Lesbian row | Whose that at the door? | Take that ____? |
| You too laides. | Me-ow! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Ooh-la-la | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
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