| You too laides. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | Lesbian row | Oprah |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! | For reals? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Craiky-Dingo |
| Sex robot | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | In your pants |
| Take that ____? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | TARDIS | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Ooh-la-la |
| I know! | Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do tell. | Remind you of anyone? |