| Ooh-la-la | I know! | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of ____? | Oprah |
| Do tell. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | Craiky-Dingo | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| For reals? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! |
| Wikipedia | Balls | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Lesbian row |
| You too laides. | In your pants | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Never saw that coming! | What's-a-come-ana-go. |