| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | You too laides. | Ooh-la-la |
| Never saw that coming! | Oprah | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! | Sex party! |
| I know! | Balls | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Grow a pair of testicles | For reals? |
| Whose that at the door? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Lesbian row | Remind you of anyone? | Sex robot |
| Kangaroo testicles | I look forward to your letters. | In your pants | Wikipedia | TARDIS |