| Sex robot | You too laides. | Lesbian row | Never saw that coming! | Take that ____? |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Craiky-Dingo | I look forward to your letters. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| In your pants | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Do tell. | Me-ow! | For reals? | I know! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Grow a pair of testicles | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Oprah |