| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Wikipedia | It's a great day for America everybody | Do we have a picture of ____? | Remind you of anyone? |
| You too laides. | For reals? | Balls | Never saw that coming! | Craiky-Dingo |
| In your pants | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Take that ____? | Lesbian row |
| Oprah | Grow a pair of testicles | I know! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Ooh-la-la |
| Sex party! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | TARDIS | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Me-ow! |