| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Remind you of anyone? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | In your pants | I look forward to your letters. |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | For reals? | Whose that at the door? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Grow a pair of testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Wikipedia | I know! | Oprah | Craiky-Dingo | CBS cares |
| Lesbian row | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Ooh-la-la | Do tell. | Kangaroo testicles |