| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Balls | Never saw that coming! | Kangaroo testicles | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Sex robot | Take that ____? | Remind you of anyone? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| TARDIS | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | Ooh-la-la |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | For reals? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Wikipedia |
| In your pants | CBS cares | Oprah | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |