| Ooh-la-la | Take that ____? | Sex party! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Craiky-Dingo |
| Best damn nite of my life. | You too laides. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Kangaroo testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Do tell. | Lesbian row | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Do we have a picture of ____? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | Grow a pair of testicles | CBS cares | TARDIS |