| Craiky-Dingo | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Kangaroo testicles | Lesbian row |
| Oprah | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | Do we have a picture of ____? | Remind you of anyone? |
| TARDIS | For reals? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | In your pants |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Ooh-la-la |
| Wikipedia | Best damn nite of my life. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | You too laides. | CBS cares |