| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Remind you of anyone? | I know! | Lesbian row | Sex robot |
| For reals? | Wikipedia | I look forward to your letters. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Best damn nite of my life. | In your pants |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | TARDIS | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Take that ____? | Ooh-la-la |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Me-ow! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Balls |