| Ooh-la-la | What's-a-come-ana-go. | In your pants | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles |
| Me-ow! | Wikipedia | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Balls | Never saw that coming! |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | For reals? | You too laides. |
| Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of ____? | Sex robot | Best damn nite of my life. | CBS cares |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | TARDIS | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo | It's a great day for America everybody |