| Do tell. | In your pants | I know! | Do we have a picture of ____? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | You too laides. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | TARDIS |
| Sex party! | Take that ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Craiky-Dingo | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Kangaroo testicles | Best damn nite of my life. | It's a great day for America everybody | Ooh-la-la | Remind you of anyone? |
| Wikipedia | Grow a pair of testicles | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! | Sex robot |