| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | It's a great day for America everybody | You too laides. | Best damn nite of my life. | Remind you of anyone? |
| Whose that at the door? | Craiky-Dingo | Oprah | Never saw that coming! | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| I look forward to your letters. | Wikipedia | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do tell. | Take that ____? |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Ooh-la-la | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | For reals? |
| Balls | TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I know! |