| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo | Lesbian row | Me-ow! |
| Grow a pair of testicles | In your pants | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Ooh-la-la |
| Never saw that coming! | I know! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex robot | Whose that at the door? |
| Do tell. | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of ____? | Sex party! | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Take that ____? | TARDIS | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | For reals? | You too laides. |