| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Whose that at the door? | I know! | Sex party! | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Take that ____? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Best damn nite of my life. | TARDIS |
| Balls | CBS cares | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Ooh-la-la | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Me-ow! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. | In your pants |
| Remind you of anyone? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Oprah | Craiky-Dingo | Lesbian row |