| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Do tell. | Oprah | Me-ow! |
| Remind you of anyone? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Lesbian row | Kangaroo testicles | Sex party! |
| I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | TARDIS | Balls |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Best damn nite of my life. | In your pants | For reals? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Take that ____? | Wikipedia | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | You too laides. | Never saw that coming! |