| Oprah | For reals? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! |
| You too laides. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CBS cares | Sex party! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Take that ____? |
| Never saw that coming! | Remind you of anyone? | Whose that at the door? | Wikipedia | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Lesbian row | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |