| Wikipedia | Lesbian row | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! | In your pants |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? | Take that ____? | You too laides. |
| Sex party! | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I look forward to your letters. |
| Me-ow! | Balls | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | Do tell. |
| I know! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Craiky-Dingo | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Remind you of anyone? |