| Oprah | TARDIS | I know! | Ooh-la-la | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Wikipedia | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Whose that at the door? | Sex party! |
| Do tell. | Never saw that coming! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Remind you of anyone? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | In your pants | Me-ow! | Grow a pair of testicles | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex robot | Craiky-Dingo |