| Ooh-la-la | You too laides. | Lesbian row | Never saw that coming! | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Take that ____? | For reals? | Kangaroo testicles |
| Balls | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | Remind you of anyone? |
| Sex robot | TARDIS | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I look forward to your letters. | Me-ow! |
| Best damn nite of my life. | It's a great day for America everybody | Do tell. | Grow a pair of testicles | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |