| TARDIS | I know! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Craiky-Dingo |
| Whose that at the door? | Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of ____? | Never saw that coming! | Kangaroo testicles |
| I look forward to your letters. | For reals? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | Oprah |
| Best damn nite of my life. | You too laides. | Balls | Lesbian row | Sex party! |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Do tell. | Sex robot | Remind you of anyone? |