| Lesbian row | CBS cares | It's a great day for America everybody | Take that ____? | Sex robot |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | You too laides. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Craiky-Dingo | I know! |
| Kangaroo testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Never saw that coming! |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | TARDIS | Me-ow! | Remind you of anyone? | Do tell. |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Oprah | Sex party! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of ____? |