| You too laides. | It's a great day for America everybody | Do tell. | Kangaroo testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Wikipedia | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Craiky-Dingo | Never saw that coming! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | In your pants | Sex robot |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Balls | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Take that ____? | For reals? | Sex party! | Do we have a picture of ____? | Me-ow! |