| Oprah | Best damn nite of my life. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Take that ____? | Me-ow! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Do tell. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | In your pants |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Grow a pair of testicles | TARDIS | Never saw that coming! |
| Kangaroo testicles | Do we have a picture of ____? | You too laides. | Sex party! | Ooh-la-la |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Oprah | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Me-ow! | Craiky-Dingo | Do tell. | Sex party! | Remind you of anyone? |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Sex robot | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Never saw that coming! | CBS cares |
| Whose that at the door? | For reals? | Take that ____? | In your pants | Balls |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | It's a great day for America everybody | Grow a pair of testicles | I know! |