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| Whose that at the door? | For reals? | Craiky-Dingo | It's a great day for America everybody | Oprah |
| Sex party! | Kangaroo testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Remind you of anyone? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | I know! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Me-ow! | Sex robot |
| Balls | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | TARDIS | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
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| It's a great day for America everybody | Sex robot | Ooh-la-la | TARDIS | I look forward to your letters. |
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| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | For reals? | Do tell. | Sex party! | You too laides. |