| I know! | Do tell. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Whose that at the door? | Balls |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Craiky-Dingo | Grow a pair of testicles | Sex robot |
| For reals? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | Sex party! |
| I look forward to your letters. | Lesbian row | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Me-ow! | Ooh-la-la |
| CBS cares | Never saw that coming! | Wikipedia | Best damn nite of my life. | You too laides. |
| CBS cares | Lesbian row | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Wikipedia | Remind you of anyone? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Sex party! | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do tell. | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Me-ow! | Oprah | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Whose that at the door? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Never saw that coming! | Take that ____? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | For reals? |