| Do tell. | Ooh-la-la | CBS cares | Grow a pair of testicles | Kangaroo testicles |
| Best damn nite of my life. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! | I look forward to your letters. |
| Sex party! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | Me-ow! |
| Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | TARDIS | Oprah | Lesbian row |
| Sex robot | Balls | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | For reals? | Never saw that coming! |
| Grow a pair of testicles | Remind you of anyone? | Never saw that coming! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Kangaroo testicles |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Ooh-la-la | CBS cares | Sex party! | For reals? |
| Balls | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Lesbian row |
| I know! | I look forward to your letters. | Sex robot | Do tell. | Me-ow! |
| Craiky-Dingo | Oprah | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Best damn nite of my life. |