| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la | Balls | Kangaroo testicles |
| Take that ____? | For reals? | CBS cares | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Oprah | Whose that at the door? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Craiky-Dingo |
| Lesbian row | I know! | Never saw that coming! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles | You too laides. | Sex party! | Remind you of anyone? |
| Sex robot | Lesbian row | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Me-ow! | Sex party! |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Wikipedia | Craiky-Dingo |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Remind you of anyone? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | It's a great day for America everybody |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Take that ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Kangaroo testicles | TARDIS | Oprah | Balls |