| For reals? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Oprah | I look forward to your letters. | Balls |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I know! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | TARDIS | Whose that at the door? |
| Sex party! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Grow a pair of testicles | Never saw that coming! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Sex robot | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Do tell. | It's a great day for America everybody | Me-ow! | Wikipedia | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Take that ____? | Ooh-la-la |
| CBS cares | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Wikipedia | Sex party! | Grow a pair of testicles |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Kangaroo testicles |
| In your pants | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Sex robot | You too laides. | Lesbian row |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Whose that at the door? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls |