| Never saw that coming! | Best damn nite of my life. | Ooh-la-la | Me-ow! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CBS cares | Take that ____? | Kangaroo testicles | I know! |
| Balls | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Sex party! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | For reals? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Grow a pair of testicles | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Craiky-Dingo | In your pants |
| Sex party! | Me-ow! | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I know! | Best damn nite of my life. | Balls | Oprah |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | Lesbian row |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | You too laides. | Sex robot |
| Kangaroo testicles | TARDIS | Wikipedia | Take that ____? | For reals? |