| Oprah | Do tell. | TARDIS | In your pants | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | For reals? | Balls | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CBS cares |
| Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | Take that ____? |
| Me-ow! | Lesbian row | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | Never saw that coming! |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I know! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Take that ____? | Ooh-la-la | Kangaroo testicles | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Do tell. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Sex robot | Craiky-Dingo | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Never saw that coming! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Oprah | In your pants |
| Grow a pair of testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Lesbian row | TARDIS | For reals? |
| CBS cares | Balls | It's a great day for America everybody | Best damn nite of my life. | Sex party! |