| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Balls | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Do tell. | Best damn nite of my life. | Do we have a picture of ____? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Me-ow! | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| CBS cares | In your pants | Grow a pair of testicles | Never saw that coming! | I know! |
| Craiky-Dingo | Oprah | Take that ____? | I look forward to your letters. | Wikipedia |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia | I know! | Whose that at the door? | Never saw that coming! |
| Ooh-la-la | Sex robot | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| I look forward to your letters. | Grow a pair of testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Best damn nite of my life. | It's a great day for America everybody |
| In your pants | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Balls | Kangaroo testicles | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CBS cares | TARDIS |