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| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! | Take that ____? | Balls |
| Oprah | Kangaroo testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | Best damn nite of my life. |
| TARDIS | Whose that at the door? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Never saw that coming! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Sex robot | Craiky-Dingo | Do we have a picture of ____? | You too laides. | In your pants |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Do tell. | Oprah | I look forward to your letters. | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! | Lesbian row | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Sex robot | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | In your pants |
| Wikipedia | Craiky-Dingo | Take that ____? | I know! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Kangaroo testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | Do we have a picture of ____? |