| Sex robot | Do tell. | It's a great day for America everybody | Balls | Never saw that coming! |
| Take that ____? | Whose that at the door? | Me-ow! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Oprah | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | You too laides. | Sex party! | Craiky-Dingo |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Grow a pair of testicles | TARDIS | In your pants | Lesbian row |
| CBS cares | Take that ____? | Lesbian row | Sex robot | Ooh-la-la |
| Kangaroo testicles | Remind you of anyone? | Do tell. | Grow a pair of testicles | Sex party! |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Craiky-Dingo | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Whose that at the door? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I look forward to your letters. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| I know! | Never saw that coming! | In your pants | Me-ow! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |