| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of ____? | Take that ____? | It's a great day for America everybody | TARDIS |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do tell. | Sex robot | Never saw that coming! | Balls |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Best damn nite of my life. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Wikipedia |
| Ooh-la-la | Whose that at the door? | I look forward to your letters. | CBS cares | For reals? |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Lesbian row | You too laides. | Remind you of anyone? | Kangaroo testicles |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Kangaroo testicles | I look forward to your letters. | In your pants | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Take that ____? | Balls | Craiky-Dingo | Grow a pair of testicles | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Sex robot | Remind you of anyone? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Never saw that coming! |
| Sex party! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Whose that at the door? | Do tell. | Oprah |