| Ooh-la-la | I look forward to your letters. | Lesbian row | Grow a pair of testicles | Remind you of anyone? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Do tell. | In your pants | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Balls |
| Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I know! |
| You too laides. | Me-ow! | Whose that at the door? | Oprah | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Wikipedia | For reals? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo | Kangaroo testicles |
| It's a great day for America everybody | I look forward to your letters. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Kangaroo testicles | Do tell. |
| Remind you of anyone? | CBS cares | Grow a pair of testicles | Balls | Me-ow! |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Wikipedia | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Oprah | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Ooh-la-la | Never saw that coming! | You too laides. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Take that ____? |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Lesbian row | Best damn nite of my life. | For reals? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |