| TARDIS | Sex party! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex robot | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Me-ow! | Balls | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| It's a great day for America everybody | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Oprah | Craiky-Dingo | For reals? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Best damn nite of my life. | Wikipedia | Remind you of anyone? |
| Do tell. | Take that ____? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Balls | Kangaroo testicles |
| Craiky-Dingo | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex robot | Remind you of anyone? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| For reals? | I know! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Lesbian row | CBS cares | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | You too laides. | Wikipedia |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | In your pants | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | Oprah |