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| In your pants | Remind you of anyone? | Whose that at the door? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Balls | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! |
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| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Lesbian row | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I know! | Never saw that coming! |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do tell. | TARDIS | Kangaroo testicles | You too laides. |
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| It's a great day for America everybody | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | In your pants | Oprah | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Craiky-Dingo | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la | Sex party! | Remind you of anyone? |