| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | It's a great day for America everybody | Me-ow! | Take that ____? | In your pants |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Do tell. | I look forward to your letters. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| For reals? | CBS cares | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | Craiky-Dingo |
| TARDIS | Sex party! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Ooh-la-la | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Oprah | Kangaroo testicles | Balls |
| Whose that at the door? | Do tell. | Sex party! | Sex robot | Craiky-Dingo |
| Best damn nite of my life. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Oprah | CBS cares |
| I know! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Ooh-la-la | You too laides. |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Balls | Lesbian row | Do we have a picture of ____? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Take that ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Never saw that coming! |