| You were a child once! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |
| You'll regret it when you're older. | You must be a very sad person. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | You're just selfish. | BABY BINGO (free square) | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. |
| You're just bitter and hateful. | You childhater! | But you'd make such a good parent! | How can you live with yourself? | My kids are the most important thing in my life! |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | It's different when they're your own! |