| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | It's all worth it in the end. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | You must have had a horrible childhood. | You must be a very sad person. |
| The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | What if your parents thought the same way? | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You're just selfish. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | BABY BINGO (free square) | You were a child once! | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! |
| But you're so smart! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | You childhater! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| How can you live with yourself? | It's different when they're your own! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You're just bitter and hateful. |