| But you'd make such a good parent! | What if your parents thought the same way? | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| You were a child once! | You must be a very sad person. | How can you live with yourself? | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! |
| Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | BABY BINGO (free square) | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | You're just bitter and hateful. |
| You're just selfish. | Children are our future! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |
| You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | It's not a real family if you don't have children. |