| It's all worth it in the end. | It's different when they're your own! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | Your child could cure cancer! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. |
| You're just bitter and hateful. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | But you'd make such a good parent! |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | What if your parents thought the same way? | BABY BINGO (free square) | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | How can you live with yourself? |
| But you're so smart! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | You must be a very sad person. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! |
| Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | You must have had a horrible childhood. | You childhater! | You'll change your mind once you have one. |
| You childhater! | You must be a very sad person. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You'll change your mind once you have one. |
| It's unnatural not to want to have children. | How can you live with yourself? | What if your parents thought the same way? | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Children are our future! |
| You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You'll regret it when you're older. | BABY BINGO (free square) | You're just selfish. | But you'd make such a good parent! |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Your child could cure cancer! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | You're just bitter and hateful. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You were a child once! |