| Hero has sex at inappropriate time | Digital clock on bomb | Cop close to retirement | Hacks into Government files | Good guy outruns nature |
| Villain has a Goatee | Cop threatened with suspension | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | Person slides under closing door | Helicopter. |
| Kidnapped relative | Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Random objects explode | Bad guy is German |
| Bad guy is English | Guns that don't need reloading | Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero | Fruit cart is knocked over | Unnecessary slow-mo |
| Gang formed of only ethnic minorities | Inappropriate suit wearing | Survives big fall without parachute | Government official turns out to be evil | Someone declares themselves "too old for this" |