| Good guy outruns nature | Villain has a Goatee | Nosy Journalist | Someone has an eye patch | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets |
| Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Bad guy is English | Good guy sustains lots of injuries and survives | Runs up/down stairs | Fruit cart is knocked over |
| Inappropriate suit wearing | Gang formed of only ethnic minorities | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Annoying character becomes hero | Guns that don't need reloading |
| Random objects explode | Survives big fall without parachute | Mis-matched partners | Hacks into Government files | Digital clock on bomb |
| Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero | Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time | Helicopter. | Car that doesn't start on first try | Cop threatened with suspension |