| Kidnapped relative | Cop eating donuts | Unnecessary slow-mo | Mis-matched partners | Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time |
| Car that doesn't start on first try | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | Government official turns out to be evil | Villain has a Goatee | Bad guy is German |
| Ethnic minority sidekick | Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Someone in a Ventilation Duct | Hero has sex at inappropriate time |
| Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Gang formed of only ethnic minorities | Helicopter. | Cop threatened with suspension | Random objects explode |
| Gun out of bullets | Digital clock on bomb | Nosy Journalist | Hero kicks down a door | Cop close to retirement |