| Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Guns that don't need reloading | Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time | Kidnapped relative | Good guy sustains lots of injuries and survives |
| Vietnam veteran | Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife | Runs up/down stairs | Gun out of bullets | Cop threatened with suspension |
| Good guy outruns nature | Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Unnecessary slow-mo | Fruit cart is knocked over |
| Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | Inappropriate suit wearing | Cop close to retirement | Mis-matched partners | Hero has sex at inappropriate time |
| Cop eating donuts | Bad guy is English | Car that doesn't start on first try | Ethnic minority sidekick | Villain has a Goatee |