| Kidnapped relative | Good guy sustains lots of injuries and survives | Helicopter. | Bad guy is English | Someone declares themselves "too old for this" |
| Villain has a Goatee | Inappropriate suit wearing | Cop close to retirement | Government official turns out to be evil | Vietnam veteran |
| Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Person slides under closing door | Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero |
| Mis-matched partners | Hero has sex at inappropriate time | Gang formed of only ethnic minorities | Bad guy is German | Someone in a Ventilation Duct |
| Fruit cart is knocked over | Cop eating donuts | Digital clock on bomb | Random objects explode | Unnecessary slow-mo |