| Mis-matched partners | Ethnic minority sidekick | Runs up/down stairs | Inappropriate suit wearing | Cop threatened with suspension |
| Random objects explode | Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero | Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Kidnapped relative | Vietnam veteran |
| Cop close to retirement | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Annoying character becomes hero | Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife |
| Cop eating donuts | Guns that don't need reloading | Gang formed of only ethnic minorities | Walking away from explosions and not looking back | Nosy Journalist |
| Good guy sustains lots of injuries and survives | Hero kicks down a door | Hero has sex at inappropriate time | Car that doesn't start on first try | Villain has a Goatee |