| Unnecessary slow-mo | Government official turns out to be evil | Bad guy is English | Survives big fall without parachute | Guns that don't need reloading |
| Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife | Villain has a Goatee | Car that doesn't start on first try | Digital clock on bomb | Gun out of bullets |
| Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Good guy sustains lots of injuries and survives | Vietnam veteran |
| Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time | Helicopter. | Kidnapped relative | Random objects explode | Good guy outruns nature |
| Hero has sex at inappropriate time | Hacks into Government files | Runs up/down stairs | Annoying character becomes hero | Cop threatened with suspension |