| Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Bad guy is English | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | Person slides under closing door | Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife |
| Vietnam veteran | Government official turns out to be evil | Villain has a Goatee | Cop eating donuts | Walking away from explosions and not looking back |
| Hero kicks down a door | Unnecessary slow-mo | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Random objects explode | Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time |
| Fruit cart is knocked over | Ethnic minority sidekick | Gang formed of only ethnic minorities | Gun out of bullets | Cop threatened with suspension |
| Guns that don't need reloading | Someone has an eye patch | Good guy outruns nature | Hero has sex at inappropriate time | Bad guy is German |