| NAFTA | Platinum Plan | Scranton | Kamala | (Loses Train of Thought) |
| Sleepy Joe | Tremendous | Fauci / Birx | China Bank Account | (Biden insults Trump) |
| The Wall | Affordable Care Act / Pre-Existing Condition | PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #2 BINGO (free square) | SCOTUS / Pack the court | Ballots |
| We'll See What Happens | Rudy / Borat | (Talking over other candidate) | (Talking over Moderator) | Disaster |
| (Leaves before end of debate) | Jobs | Media / Fake News! | Worst President | "C'mon Man!" |