| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You'll regret it when you're older. | But you're so smart! | You're just bitter and hateful. |
| You'll change your mind once you have one. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | Your child could cure cancer! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | But you'd make such a good parent! | BABY BINGO (free square) | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | You're just selfish. |
| It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | You must be a very sad person. | It's different when they're your own! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. |
| You childhater! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | It's all worth it in the end. | Children are our future! |
| You childhater! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | But you're so smart! | Just wait until you have kids of your own. |
| It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Your child could cure cancer! | What if your parents thought the same way? | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | But you'd make such a good parent! |
| You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You're just selfish. | BABY BINGO (free square) | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. |
| You must be a very sad person. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | How can you live with yourself? |